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"There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!" —Joe, Two Evil Scientists

"The Pope! How many divisions has he got?" —Joseph Stalin [to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease the Pope]

Director: I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force Chet: Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that? Director: With the army standing right outside your door Chet:"Aw, fuck! —Leet World

Green-haired girl: Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back? Man: NO. Green-haired girl: Why not? Man: Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them. Green-haired girl: minus, he won't give me the frisbee back. Man: Why are you telling her for? Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me? You and what army, kid? [minus makes an army appear with her powers. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.] minus: hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA [...] Man: Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again. minus: Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again! Man: What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright? —Minus, strip 98

Evil Chancellor: Seize the rebels! Jack Rakan: You really think you've got the forces for that? Chancellor: Do I have the necessary forces? You Fool. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot... Ala Rubra powers up Jack Rakan: Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? *cracks knuckles* Chancellor: Wh... What?! Ala Rubra starts small-scale war —Mahou Sensei Negima

"That's a good army." —Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Angelica: "You and what army?" Suzie: [Raises her arm] "Me and THIS arm-y!" —Rugrats