Your Mom/Quotes

A whore, your mother was. Sensed the Dark Side in her, I did.

—Yoda, Penny Arcade

Oh, yo mama fight!

—Darth Vader, Robot Chicken

You want to play the dozens,
Well, the dozens is a game,
But the way I fucked your mother

Was a God damn shame.

—George Carlin, in one of his earlier comedy albums.

BLU Scout: What are you, the president of his fan club?

BLU Spy: No, zhat would be your mozher!

—Team Fortress 2, Meet the Spy

"Your Mom has bad science."

—Doyle Blackwell, The Secret Saturdays

"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!"

—Reagan, The Exorcist

"Something about... your maternal ancestor."

—Evil!Hoshi translates for a Tholian captive in In a Mirror, Darkly

"Y'know, I'm glad your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I know you're not my son. Not many who can say that..."

—Emperor Doviculus, Brutal Legend

<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?
<Colin> as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny
<Colin> three years ago
<Colin> but you have been doing it for literally years now :P

<Asimir> I've been doing your mom for literally years now

—qdb.us

Detective Lowe: You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right?

Detective Renee Montoya: That's what your mother tells me.

—Gotham Central

Malfoy: And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house - if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she?
Harry: (trying to hold Ron back) Get stuffed, Malfoy. Come on, Ron -
Malfoy: Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't you Potter? So tell me, is his mother really that porky or is it just the picture?
Harry: You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?

Malfoy: Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter.

—Harry Potter