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{{quote|Oh, yo mama fight!|'''Darth Vader''', ''[[Robot Chicken]]''}} |
{{quote|Oh, yo mama fight!|'''Darth Vader''', ''[[Robot Chicken]]''}} |
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{{quote|You want to play the dozens, |
{{quote|You want to play the dozens, |
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Well, the dozens is a game, |
Well, the dozens is a game, |
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But the way I fucked your mother |
But the way I fucked your mother |
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Was a God damn shame.|'''[[George Carlin]]''', in one of his earlier comedy albums.}} |
Was a God damn shame.|'''[[George Carlin]]''', in one of his earlier comedy albums.}} |
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{{quote|'''BLU Scout''': What are you, the president of his fan club? |
{{quote|'''BLU Scout''': What are you, the president of his fan club? |
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'''BLU Spy''': No, zhat would be ''your mozher!''|''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', '''Meet the Spy'''}} |
'''BLU Spy''': No, zhat would be ''your mozher!''|''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', '''Meet the Spy'''}} |
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{{quote|"Y'know, I'm ''glad'' your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I know you're not ''my'' son. Not many who can say that..."|'''Emperor Doviculus''', ''[[Brutal Legend]]''}} |
{{quote|"Y'know, I'm ''glad'' your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I know you're not ''my'' son. Not many who can say that..."|'''Emperor Doviculus''', ''[[Brutal Legend]]''}} |
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{{quote|<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way? |
{{quote|<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way? |
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<Colin> as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny |
<Colin> as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny |
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<Colin> three years ago |
<Colin> three years ago |
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<Colin> but you have been doing it for literally years now :P |
<Colin> but you have been doing it for literally years now :P |
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<Asimir> I've been doing your mom for literally years now|'''qdb.us'''}} |
<Asimir> I've been doing your mom for literally years now|'''qdb.us'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Detective Lowe:''' You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right? |
{{quote|'''Detective Lowe:''' You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right? |
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'''Detective Renee Montoya:''' That's what your mother tells me.|''[[Gotham Central]]''}} |
'''Detective Renee Montoya:''' That's what your mother tells me.|''[[Gotham Central]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Malfoy:''' And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house - if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she? |
{{quote|'''Malfoy:''' And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house - if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she? |
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'''Harry:''' (trying to hold Ron back) Get stuffed, Malfoy. Come on, Ron - |
'''Harry:''' (trying to hold Ron back) Get stuffed, Malfoy. Come on, Ron - |
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'''Malfoy:''' Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't you Potter? So tell me, is his mother really that porky or is it just the picture? |
'''Malfoy:''' Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't you Potter? So tell me, is his mother really that porky or is it just the picture? |
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'''Harry:''' You know ''your'' mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her? |
'''Harry:''' You know ''your'' mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her? |
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'''Malfoy:''' [[Hypocrite|Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter.]]|''[[Harry Potter]]''}} |
'''Malfoy:''' [[Hypocrite|Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter.]]|''[[Harry Potter]]''}} |
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A whore, your mother was. Sensed the Dark Side in her, I did.
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Oh, yo mama fight!
—Darth Vader, Robot Chicken
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You want to play the dozens, —George Carlin, in one of his earlier comedy albums.
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BLU Scout: What are you, the president of his fan club? —Team Fortress 2, Meet the Spy
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"Your Mom has bad science."
—Doyle Blackwell, The Secret Saturdays
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"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!"
—Reagan, The Exorcist
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"Something about... your maternal ancestor."
—Evil!Hoshi translates for a Tholian captive in In a Mirror, Darkly
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"Y'know, I'm glad your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I know you're not my son. Not many who can say that..."
—Emperor Doviculus, Brutal Legend
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<Colin> Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way? —qdb.us
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Detective Lowe: You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right? |
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Malfoy: And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house - if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she? |
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