Aussie reviews games
Accentuating their flaws
While talking quite fast.

—Color Printer

JRPGs? Eeeew.
Cliffy B. is hot (not gay).
And STONKING GREAT TITS.

—Shar Phoe

Brit with a sweet hat
And a chip on his shoulder
Quickly trashes games.

—The Hero Hartmut

Loves James Sunderland
Because he would never just
Press X to Not Die