American McGee's Alice/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The way Alice defeats relentlessly pursuing Executioner in Madness Returns. Upon seeing that she's now as big compared to him as he was to her, the Executioner drops his scythe and his jaw before meeting the underside of her shoe.
  • The first "boss" fight with the The March Hare and the Doormouse in Madness Returns can give a few laughs and/or aggravation to the player. Alice, and even the player, is prepared for their first boss fight with a big mechanical monster, but immediately, a giant tea pot falls on them and knocks them out completely. The way they fall out is comical at best.
  • In the first game Alice finds a book with a recipe that will make her shrink on a very high shelf. It seems to be stuck closed despite the fact it has no lock. The Cheshire cat and her than have this exchange:

Cheshire Cat: A tap in the right spot may do the trick.
(Alice then pushes the book off and it crashes to the floor, opening it up.)
Cheshire Cat: You call that a tap? Fortunate I didn't suggest force; you might have pulverized it.

  • In the first game, by pressing "c", Cheshire Cat will appear and give you advice, even if he has none at the moment.

Cheshire Cat: I can't know everything. Pretend you're an orphan – oh! That was rude, you are.