Artemis Fowl/Funny

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  • "...I don't like lollipops..."
  • When Butler goes against his training and makes as much noise as he can (he's making a diversion). His shame over performing a spinning kick is just icing on the cake.
  • "This building has been hit by more lasers than the Millennium Falcon."
  • "It's not a lemur, it's a monkey!"
  • Orion. Just Orion.
  • "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly."
  • Artemis in jeans and a dumb t-shirt..
  • We should make a bivouac.
    • I'd like to state for the record that bivouac was Dictionary.com's word of the day recently.
  • "Quantum zombies. I'd like to get a copy of that program."
  • Everything N*1 says. EVERYTHING.
  • Then there is this gem concerning the Kraken from the Time Paradox:
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Holly: So... you're saying that Shelly is going to light a fart?
Foaly: No, I'm saying that Shelly is going to light THE fart!

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