Artemis Fowl/Funny

    Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

    • "...I don't like lollipops..."
    • When Butler goes against his training and makes as much noise as he can (he's making a diversion). His shame over performing a spinning kick is just icing on the cake.
    • "This building has been hit by more lasers than the Millennium Falcon."
    • "It's not a lemur, it's a monkey!"
    • Orion. Just Orion.
    • "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly."
    • Artemis in jeans and a dumb t-shirt..
    • We should make a bivouac.
      • I'd like to state for the record that bivouac was's word of the day recently.
    • "Quantum zombies. I'd like to get a copy of that program."
    • Everything N*1 says. EVERYTHING.
    • Then there is this gem concerning the Kraken from the Time Paradox:

    Holly: So... you're saying that Shelly is going to light a fart?
    Foaly: No, I'm saying that Shelly is going to light THE fart!