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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

The classroom session:

Bill: He's dead?
History teacher: So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude?
Bill: Well, yeah.
[...]
Teacher: Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted: Noah's wife?
[...]
Teacher: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

All the historical figures cleaning house, especially Freud and the vacuum cleaner.
- Not to mention the historical figures running amok at the mall, especially Joan of Arc's jazzercise session and Genghis Khan's sporting-goods rampage.
  - Socrates carries a lethal squirt gun.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Bill and Ted play Death and beat him, with surprising ease, first at Battleship, then Clue, then Electric Football, and finally Twister.
Death to the smoker at the hardware store: "See you real soon."
From the Spinning Paper Montage: 'Death Wins Indy 500; "I didn't know I could run that fast."'
B&T Melvining Death, of course. Made even funnier in the comic adaptation with this follow-up.

Ted: Bill?
Bill: Yeah?
Ted: Death wears funny shorts.

The Good Robot Usses decapitating the Evil Robot Usses is funny in itself, but the fact that the Evil Robot Usses are so nonchalent about it makes it hilarious.
De Nomolos's Mooks seizing control of a room using typical action-movie-thug poses and body language, dressed in standard-issue paramilitary black ... and giant floppy black boots made of polyethylene foam, which are apparently all the rage in their time.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Comic Book

Death enjoying himself at Bill & Ted's playground.

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 === ''Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'' ===
 * The classroom session:
-{{quote| '''Bill:''' He's dead?<br />
+{{quote|'''Bill:''' He's dead?
-'''History teacher:''' So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude?<br />
+'''History teacher:''' So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude?
-'''Bill:''' Well, yeah.<br />
+'''Bill:''' Well, yeah.
-[...]<br />
+[...]
-'''Teacher:''' Ted, who was Joan of Arc?<br />
+'''Teacher:''' Ted, who was Joan of Arc?
-'''Ted:''' Noah's wife?<br />
+'''Ted:''' Noah's wife?
-[...]<br />
+[...]
 '''Teacher:''' It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude." }}
 * All the historical figures cleaning house, especially [[Freud Was Right|Freud and the vacuum cleaner]].
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 === ''Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey'' ===
-* Bill and Ted [[Chess With Death|play Death]] and beat him, with surprising ease, first at Battleship, then Clue, then Electric Football, and finally Twister.
+* Bill and Ted [[Chess with Death|play Death]] and beat him, with surprising ease, first at Battleship, then Clue, then Electric Football, and finally Twister.
 * Death to the smoker at the hardware store: "See you real soon."
 * From the [[Spinning Paper]] Montage: 'Death Wins Indy 500; "I didn't know I could run that fast."'
 * B&T Melvining Death, of course. Made even funnier in the comic adaptation with this follow-up.
-{{quote| '''Ted:''' Bill?<br />
+{{quote|'''Ted:''' Bill?
-'''Bill:''' Yeah?<br />
+'''Bill:''' Yeah?
 '''Ted:''' Death wears funny shorts. }}
 *  {{spoiler|The Good Robot Usses decapitating the Evil Robot Usses is funny in itself, but the fact that the Evil Robot Usses are so nonchalent about it makes it hilarious.}}
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 * Death enjoying himself at Bill & Ted's playground.
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