Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Charlie: "So you're in advertising?"
"Insider":[1] "Yeah."
Charlie: (punches him in the face) "Sorry, that was a reflex action."

    • Specific examples cited during his Take That at My Super Sweet Sixteen (linked in the image caption above) included people who use 'party' as a verb, anyone who breaks wind for comic effect, men who wear flat caps, people who consider the Comic Sans typeface acceptable, and Capricorns.

Charlie: I don't know why I'm picking on them, actually; I think I'm just drunk with power.

Because [Mr. Noseybonk] struck me precisely as the sort of figure who'd sneak into a stranger's bedroom in the dead of night and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, and knife you, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU, AND KNIFE YOU AND KNIFE YOU!


  1. Actually an actor in a wig.