Complaining About Rescues They Don't Like/Quotes

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"Uh, this is all wrong. Beautiful maidens are supposed to be rescued by handsome heroes, not other beautiful maidens!"
A Gibdo disguised as a human girl attempting to set a trap for Link in The Legend of Zelda cartoon from The Super Mario Bros Super Show

Mr. Incredible: HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!
Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!

"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"
Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach

Shaundi Boss... You're an asshole.
Boss True Dat.

Saints Row: The Third, after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane.