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{{quote|''"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"''
|'''Snake''', "[[The Simpsons]]"}}
{{quote|''"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..."''
|Preamble to the funniest [[Suicide Note]] ever, [[George Carlin]]}}
{{quote|"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper."
|[[Dave Barry]]}}
{{quote|'''Jesus:''' How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood?
'''Axel:''' ''Riku's'' blood.
|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}}
{{quote|'''[[Death Note|L]]''': You can be incredibly creepy when you want to be.
'''[[Death Note|Light]]''': Creepy?
'''L''': You question whether writing a message to someone in another's blood upon the floor is creepy?
'''Light''': I suppose you have a point there L, but it was the only writing material I knew the man would have readily available.
|''[[Low Light]]''}}
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Latest revision as of 14:16, 6 March 2023
"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!" —Snake, "The Simpsons"
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"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..." —Preamble to the funniest Suicide Note ever, George Carlin
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"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper." |
Jesus: How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |