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{{quote|''"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"'' |
{{quote|''"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!"'' |
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|'''Snake''', "[[The Simpsons]]"}} |
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{{quote|''"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..."'' |
{{quote|''"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..."'' |
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|Preamble to the funniest [[Suicide Note]] ever, [[George Carlin]]}} |
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{{quote|"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper." |
{{quote|"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper." |
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|[[Dave Barry]]}} |
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{{quote|'''Jesus:''' How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |
{{quote|'''Jesus:''' How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |
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'''Axel:''' ''Riku's'' blood. |
'''Axel:''' ''Riku's'' blood. |
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|''[[Ansem Retort]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[Death Note|L]]''': You can be incredibly creepy when you want to be. |
{{quote|'''[[Death Note|L]]''': You can be incredibly creepy when you want to be. |
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'''[[Death Note|Light]]''': Creepy? |
'''[[Death Note|Light]]''': Creepy? |
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'''L''': You question whether writing a message to someone in another's blood upon the floor is creepy? |
'''L''': You question whether writing a message to someone in another's blood upon the floor is creepy? |
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'''Light''': I suppose you have a point there L, but it was the only writing material I knew the man would have readily available. |
'''Light''': I suppose you have a point there L, but it was the only writing material I knew the man would have readily available. |
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|''[[Low Light]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 14:16, 6 March 2023
"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob!" —Snake, "The Simpsons"
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"I can never find a pen...Told those kids not to move the pen away from the telephone. God damn kids. Why don't I just kill them, too..." —Preamble to the funniest Suicide Note ever, George Carlin
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"Abraham Lincoln learned to write by making marks of coal on the back of a shovel. He wrote the Gettysburg Address on a train, on the back of an envelope. He had a pathological fear of normal paper." |
Jesus: How could you figure all that out from a stick figure...did you draw that in blood? |