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{{quote|''"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"'' |
{{quote|''"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"'' |
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''"[[Brain Bleach|No]]. [[Squick|Absolutely not]]. [[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels|Under no circumstances]]. [[Go Mad |
''"[[Brain Bleach|No]]. [[Squick|Absolutely not]]. [[This Is Wrong on So Many Levels|Under no circumstances]]. [[Go Mad from the Revelation|He cannot.]]"''|''[[How Not to Write A Novel]]''}} |
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{{quote|''"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."''|'''Kate Lawrence''', [http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction]}} |
{{quote|''"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."''|'''Kate Lawrence''', [http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction]}} |
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Latest revision as of 20:04, 10 April 2017
"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! Santa Claus was always her best friend - could he be something more?" |
"Also, the image of Agent Smith slithering up and down Patrick Stewart's body, snake-style, is one that will haunt us until the end of our days, thanks so much."
—Kate Lawrence, The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction
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"Like if Hulk were dating Peppermint Patty!"
—Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory
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Anonymous: "Gl'bgolyb and Snowman, Rose and Wayward Vagabond, and then the Summoner's Horns and the Sufferer's/Signless's abs." |
"We love the fan fic and fan art. Although the ones where Tobias and Harry Potter screw, I'm just not sure about those. I'm just not sure raptor-wizard sex is advisable."
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