Crystal Castles (band)

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we are crystal castles
we are 1 boy and 1 girl
we are named after She-Ra's home
we play rough

Crystal Castles

"The fate of the world is safe in Crystal Castles."

Crystal Castles, an electronic Chiptune-esque band, are composed of Alice Glass and Ethan Kath. They cause quite a bit of ruckus with their live shows, and often make good use of strobe lights and whatever unfortunate soul is working security. With anything they do, the reaction is always divisive, though their fanbase cherish them lovingly.

They were the subject of some controversy when they were accused of violating Creative Commons licenses, by stealing artwork and samples from other artists. Specifically, a drum sample by Lo-Bat which featured on Insectica and the usage of a black-eyed Madonna as an album cover.

These issues were seemingly resolved when they retitled Insectica to 'Crystal Castles vs Lo-Bat', and it soon became apparent that the artist who created the Madonna image was prolonging hostilities as he was benefiting from the exposure -- Crystal Castles tried to pay him for the image but he refused to provide them with the necessary details.

Their influences include murder, blank looks on girls, and knives.

Alice is in charge of vocals and creating havoc, and Ethan mostly does the laptop work.

They have released two studio albums, both self titled, in 2008 and 2010. They have also released seven singles thus far: "Crimewave (Crystal Castles vs. HEALTH)," "Air War," "Vanished," "Courtship Dating," "Celestica," "Baptism," and "Not in Love (ft. Robert Smith)"

They are unrelated to the Atari Arcade Game.


Crystal Castles (band) provides examples of the following tropes:
  • Angrish: Sometimes it's distortion, but the lyrics can dissolve into this occasionally. Definitely happens live, though.
  • Careful with That Axe: "Doe Deer"
  • Driven to Suicide: The narrator in "Suffocation" seems as if they definitely have been.
  • Dye Hard: Alice Glass is a natural blonde, but dyes her hair black.

"I’m a natural blonde, but that blonde hair, big tits idea of what men want, it’s now really unfeminine."

Feel so good, you said it before.
To your feet, you fall to the floor.
Deep inside, you still want more.
Deal or not, you look to the door.

Bronze by gold heard the hoofrons,
steelyringing imperthnthn thnthnthn.
Chips, picking chips off rocky thumbnail, chips.
Horrid! And gold flushed more.