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Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as:
- Worn Leather Bag

This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some adult literature... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...

- Winness

Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by Charlie Sheen

- Manbag

Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.

- Guard Dog

Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or ends up as tasty burgers...

The Giant BRD. Its entire existance is one.

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 * Many of the item descriptions are hilarious, such as:
 ** Worn Leather Bag
-{{quote| This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[Porn Stash|adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...}}
+{{quote|This small leather bag would appear to contain documents of some sort. You pray harder than you've ever prayed before that it contains some [[Porn Stash|adult literature]]... or the blueprints for a new, all-powerful building, and not a faded facsimile of the shipping forcast...}}
 ** Winness
-{{quote| Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by [[Charlie Sheen]]}}
+{{quote|Nothing beats a pint of the black stuff to inspire poetry, laughter and erm, fight the zombies... * As approved by [[Charlie Sheen]]}}
 ** Manbag
-{{quote| [[Testosterone Poisoning|Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]}}
+{{quote|[[Testosterone Poisoning|Its not a handbag, purse, or murse! Its an incredibly practical invention which allows you to carry more essentials: chemical, biological, muclear... you get the picture. Its very manly.]]}}
 ** Guard Dog
-{{quote| Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or [[Eat the Dog|ends up as tasty burgers...]]}}
+{{quote|Man's best friend. You can choose whether he guards your house, saves you from a marauding zombie or [[Eat the Dog|ends up as tasty burgers...]]}}
 * [[Refuge in Audacity|The Giant BRD.]] [[Gag Penis|Its entire existance is one.]]