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• "Hiding in the darkness won't protect you from me! For I have KNIGHT VISION!" Not just the pun, but the fact that it was so groan-inducing that the groaners (two thieves he was trailing) gave away their hiding spot.
• Donovan Deegan keeping an Orc zealot from executing him by telling really bad jokes about Callanians.
  • And luckily for him... it worked!
• Jacob helps Dominic back up:

Jacob: Why, Dominic...you appear to be grossly overburdened. (extends his skeletal arm) Let me help you up... Dominic: GAH! If you think I'm going to let you touch me with that thing you're out of your mind! (Jacob then reaches off-screen, then offers his now gloved skeletal hand to Dominic.)

• Speaking of Jacob, watch him learn firsthand just how secure a house built by an elemental is.
  • The sheer awkwardness that followed:

Dominic: ...could this get any more awkward? Jacob: Yes. (pulls back mask) Dominic: ...thanks for that, Jacob.

• One way of exorcising a demon.
• "Dominic and I, having just been in the presence of [a dragon], reacted the way any pair of intellectuals would have...
• "This is very inconvenient."
• "Just this page, its been one of the few to actually make me laugh out loud in so many years"
• ohdeargodyou'rehereearly. Miranda can sympathize because she knows exactly how Luna feels.
• One parent's reaction on Dominic getting married. He actually thought the other one would react that way.
• Quilt's second sight keeps letting him view up Pam's skirt for some reason.
• BEER BEAR!
• Best Brick Joke ever.
• Cookie!
• A man's knife gets polymorphed into a corn on the cob. It then attacks him with impunity.
• Everytime Miranda Deegan uses her 'Evil Eye' has this Troper rolling on the floor...
• The second and third panels of this comic. Simple, but hilarious.
• The entire Wild Edge story arc basically consists of this. Just a few gems:

Narrator: We knew him by a much different name. Dominic: Stunt!? Stunt: Oh. Yay.

• • ...I've been robbed.
  • Their expressions in this strip are priceless.
  • "You are the worst guide ever." "Bite me."
  • "Are you as aggravated as I am?" "Arf."
  • Heck, the entire thing. From Dominic in a weird peacock-ish outfit, to the "Jurk" sign, to Stunt being turned into a girl...the list goes on.
  • Brian's reaction on Dominic's meeting the first necromancer. Do not read this if you have a weak lung, or if you are coughing badly. You'll die.
• Walk the Wild Edge is just as hilarious.
  • Nuts.
  • "Two thieves walk into a Yuvonir. One of them says-" "Shut up, Mondane." "...Your punchline sucks."
  • This strip. (As well as the next couple)
  • "I are anksty."
• Poor cloud...
  • Aaaaaand the Fridge Horror sets in when you realize that not only is that "cloud" sentient, but that's not rain that's pouring down on poor Bort. Which makes it funnier.
• A whole new perspective.
• Spark. Full stop.
  • Like here.
  • And here.
  • And here...
  • This, too.
• Ever the Snarker, Dominic.
• Dejah is pretty funny for a slime ball...
• No, of course he isn't.
• Quite possibly the greatest threat ever.
• Ouch...
• Apparently, Dominic's not the only one who can see the future...
• Wow...That's a man-kiss.... Greg's reaction really sells it.
• Going to an alterist has never been funnier. Why? Because Dominic's the victim now, of course! And a little one for the alterist as well.

Dominic: Good gravy...is there anyone in this building who hasn't been altered? Ms. Kaldonia: There's you two. For now. [Exit Dominic like his ass is on fire.] Ms. Kaldonia: I've never seen a one-legged man move so fast. Luna: SHE WAS KIDDING!

• • It just keeps unfolding!

Author notes: Whatever it is, it's obviously huge.

• And Let's not forget this gem...

Dominic: I see you breathing, Zelda. Zelda: Then quit staring at my chest.

• The conclusion of Jayden and Stunt's journey together. Stunt's expression really sells it.
• What happens to Dominic after to much stress.