El Goonish Shive/Quotes
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"I'm too young and too male to be the mother of a seventeen year old female me!"
—Elliot
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"I grew up in Moperville. Weird stuff happens here..."
—Carol the reporter
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I am an ENDLESS BARREL of exposition!
—Mr. Verres
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I mean, I like uniforms, but what's the point if everyone in a group is wearing the same thing?
—Tedd
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Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?
—Susan
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Grace: Tedd said if I was Superman, he'd be Batman. |
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Susan: ...I think you've injured my brain. |
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People have different standards when it comes to arguing what is and isn't a vampire... |
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Come to think of it, does a meme without cat really count as a meme? I mean, REALLY count?
—Dan Shive
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...Okay, no, he's totally a bad guy. Is that a spoiler? I don't think it's a spoiler. Look at that thing. It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant. |
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"Easily the most perverted squeaky clean comic on the net."
—Tangents Reviews
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It sounds like one big awkward moment. |
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Why would someone do that?!
—Abraham, after learning the Dewitchery Diamond separated a male and female form. Also a decent summary for the comic.
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Dying is usually inconvenient.
—Susan
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I'm wearing a skirt, and I have boobs. I'm not going to start worrying about my manly image now! |
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