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{{quote|So basically everyone in this office is sexually attracted to Curtis, man or woman.|'''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony One]]''', ''[[Let's Play|Let's Play Phantasmogoria 2]]''}}
{{quote|So basically everyone in this office is sexually attracted to Curtis, man or woman.|'''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|The Spoony One]]''', ''[[Let's Play|Let's Play Phantasmogoria 2]]''}}


{{quote|Why can't there be more girls like him?|'''Hiroshi''', ''[[Ranma One Half (Manga)|Ranma ½']]'' (though for [[Gender Bender|a reason different from others]])}}
{{quote|Why can't there be more girls like him?|'''Hiroshi''', ''[[Ranma ½ (Manga)|Ranma ½']]'' (though for [[Gender Bender|a reason different from others]])}}


{{quote|'''Danni''' (to Carla): I love ''The Fugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or [[Harrison Ford]]?<br />
{{quote|'''Danni''' (to Carla): I love ''The Fugitive''. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or [[Harrison Ford]]?<br />
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{{quote|God, I'd go gay for that voice.|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on [[Keith David]].}}
{{quote|God, I'd go gay for that voice.|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on [[Keith David]].}}


{{quote|..this is the only character who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[Precision F Strike|fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' (again) on [[Will Smith]].}}
{{quote|..this is the only character who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's [[Precision F-Strike|fucking]] Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''' (again) on [[Will Smith]].}}


{{quote|Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?|'''Naruto''', ''[[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show]]''}}
{{quote|Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do ''I'' like Sasuke so much?|'''Naruto''', ''[[Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Wayne''': I loved [[Mark Wahlberg|Marky Mark]] in [[The Fighter|this]], especially [[Shirtless Scene|with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.<br />
{{quote|'''Wayne''': I loved [[Mark Wahlberg|Marky Mark]] in [[The Fighter|this]], especially [[Shirtless Scene|with his shirt off]], I thought he was super sexy.<br />
'''Garth''':...What?<br />
'''Garth''':...What?<br />
'''Wayne''':...[[Did I Just Say That Out Loud|Sorry, that was an inside thought]].|[[Waynes World|Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[Academy Award|Oscars]].}}
'''Wayne''':...[[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?|Sorry, that was an inside thought]].|[[Waynes World|Wayne and Garth]] discuss the 2011 [[Academy Award|Oscars]].}}


{{quote|'''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?<br />
{{quote|'''Sam''': Did you ever kill anyone?<br />
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{{quote|He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.|'''Jamie Foxx''' on Prince}}
{{quote|He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.|'''Jamie Foxx''' on Prince}}


{{quote|"I had an erotic dream about [[Henry Rollins (Music)|Henry Rollins]] last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"|'''SPHINX Pilot''' during a [[Truth Telling Session]], ''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}}
{{quote|"I had an erotic dream about [[Henry Rollins (Music)|Henry Rollins]] last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"|'''SPHINX Pilot''' during a [[Truth-Telling Session]], ''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}}


{{quote|"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."|'''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', [[Generation Kill]]}}
{{quote|"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."|'''Cpl. Josh Ray Person''', [[Generation Kill]]}}

Revision as of 02:19, 9 January 2014
His physique is so magnificently shaped that men as well as women become disconnected at the sight of him.
—Vincent Canby's description of Joe Dallesandro
So basically everyone in this office is sexually attracted to Curtis, man or woman.
—The Spoony One, Let's Play Phantasmogoria 2
Why can't there be more girls like him?
—Hiroshi, Ranma ½' (though for a reason different from others)

Danni (to Carla): I love The Fugitive. Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?

J.D: Harrison Ford, hands down...you were probably talking to Carla, I'm having such a gay day...

Carla: "Day"?
—Scrubs
God, I'd go gay for that voice.
—The Nostalgia Critic on Keith David.
..this is the only character who doesn't suck. Not because of the writing or anything, but because it's fucking Will Smith. The King of Cool. He can make anything sound awesome. He's like the most charming man alive. I don't even know what it is, there's just something about....him.
—The Nostalgia Critic (again) on Will Smith.
Why do all the girls like Sasuke so much? Maybe it's his gorgeous eyes? Or his full, pouting lips? Or his sexy, emotionless voice? Come to think of it, why do I like Sasuke so much?
—Naruto, Naruto the Abridged Comedy Spoof Series Show

We have the hottest boyfriends in school, they're so hot they make boys drool.

"That's the biggest downside about being a Badass Adorable: The inevitable amount of Fan Girls you'll gather... along with the occasional guy."
—Cyber Tiger 88 on Kimba's fanbase.
It's not men, it's just... him.
—Ianto Jones discussing Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood: Children of Earth
Oh, c'mon, even straight dudes dig Batman. He's fair game, like Harrison Ford.
—Shortpacked

I have been told I could make straight men see rainbows.

Wayne: I loved Marky Mark in this, especially with his shirt off, I thought he was super sexy.

Garth:...What?

Wayne:...Sorry, that was an inside thought.
—Wayne and Garth discuss the 2011 Oscars.

Sam: Did you ever kill anyone?

Mitch: No.

Sam: Did you ever climb Mount Everest?

Mitch: No.

Sam: Did you ever say you could see why women find Sean Connery sexy?

Mitch: Nnnooooo...
—Dirty Work


"All str8 boys admit that he is very sexy and HOT. Boys!!! I know we are str8 but we need to change after this video."

He's dainty.... I'm not gay, I'm just saying, that's nice. I challenge any dude not to look in his eyes and feel some kind of shit.... OK I was like a fag for two seconds.
—Jamie Foxx on Prince
"I had an erotic dream about Henry Rollins last night, and I'm straight as an arrow!"
—SPHINX Pilot during a Truth-Telling Session, The Venture Brothers
"You're not gay if you think Rudy's hot. Unless you are gay and think he's hot, or if you're a het woman and think he's hot. Oh, nevermind. The guy's hot."
—Cpl. Josh Ray Person, Generation Kill
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