Futret

"My ears are bleeding in the best way."

—justice9000^[1], on "Conté Hit & Run"

Based primarily around the internet, Futret^[2] is a musician who has a style of being both incredibly bizarre and awesome at the same time.

He is probably best known for his work with Renard Queenston on GABBERSTÄG, and in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fandom for his tribute album to Cupcakes.

(This article could use some cleanup)

Discography:

Futret provides examples of the following tropes:

Author Avatar: That brown/orange creature seen above is his official OC for Futret.
Camp Gay: The themes of Gay Deer World Takeover, to an extent.
Futstep
Gayngst/Gay Aesop: "(More than) Deer to me"
Genre Shift/Surprisingly Gentle Song: Contrary to the usual electronic and synth, "(More than) Deer to me" was based on vocals and piano.
"I Want" Song: "Stag Night"

"I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAH, GAY BAH, GAY BAH!"

Lyrical Dissonance: "Nerves". The verses are both fast-paced and high-pitched; without paying attention, the lyrics and tune seem fairly happy. But, upon comprehension: The listener realizes that the song is about serial killers.
Mad Doctor: The basis of "Upward Infection", though the man confesses he doesn't actually have a diploma.
Mischiefcore
Name's the Same/Mistaken Identity: There was a confusion about him and some guy claiming to be "Futret" on ChristianFur.

I DONT OWN A CHRISTIANFUR ACCOUNT, THAT PERSON ISNT ME, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT

Non-Appearing Title: "Upward Infection"
Recurring Element: His visual art is almost always stylized with the distinctive futura typeface, which he describes as "very kawaii".
- In addition, he often gives his creatures his trademark set of teeth.
Sampling: Prevalent in a majority of his songs. Full list can be seen here.
Musical Satire
Self-Deprecation: He occasionally writes things like ^[3] on his bandcamp.
- And especially on his album DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM [FOR SERIOUS]^[4]
Slogans: A multitude, yet still the same concept: ^[5]^[6]^[7]^[8]
Springtime for Hitler: DON'T EVER PAY MONEY FOR THIS ALBUM was made mainly in response to the LegalSounds.com piracy conflict^[9]. Despite the fact, people seemed to still love the album.
Stealth Pun: Mostly around his own name.^[10]
Tribute Album: To Cupcakes; and additionally, BALLS OUT MAGIC [MLP:FML] was again dedicated to the fandom.
Unfortunate Implications: He had to change a track in ULTIMATE FUTRACKS 2012' in its re-release because some people were noticing one of the samples intended to sound like "neckbeards" sounded a bit more like the n-word.

↑ (a YouTube user)
↑ (a character by NetherLips, formerly known as "alienfingers")
↑ "ENJOY THIS TRASH AS IT LEAVES MY LIFE FOR GOOD :^ ) :^ ) :^ )"
↑ "OFFICIAL WORST ALBUM 2012 0/5 FROM ALL CRITICS, LIVING AND DEAD

IF YOU ARE PAYING MONEY FOR THE SONGS ON THIS ALBUM YOU ARE WRONG

INCORRECT

IT DIDNT TAKE A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE THIS IN CASE YOU DIDNT WORK THAT OUT"
↑ ARE YOU SURE YOU'D RATHER NOT LOOK AT PICTURES OF SOME NICE DEER?
↑ NAH, BRO
I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THAT. WHY DON'T YOU SIT BACK, RELAX AND LOOK AT SOME DEER INSTEAD?
↑ HEY, PRINCESS
FINISH YOUR MAYO AND COME LOOK AT SOME NICE DEER
↑ 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED TO LOOK AT NICE PICTURES OF DEER SAID THEY WOULDN'T GO BACK
ARE YOU THE 99%?
↑ (as seen in his Tumblr post^{[dead link]}, and in another's)
↑ "Futret" is a Scottish term for ferret (not sure whether that's really what his OC is or not); he makes iconic use of the Futura typeface in his works; he uses the term "futtin'" in "Big Biscotti Bucks", which is British slang for "fucking"; ect.