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Actively monstrous [[God/Laconic|deity]]. |
Actively monstrous [[God/Laconic|deity]]. |
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{{quote| <small>[[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|Thou Shalt visitest]] unabridged versionne [[God Is Evil|HERE]], lest God sendeth plagues and boils to ye people and the descendants of ye people and [[Department of Redundancy Department|the descendants of the descendants of ye people]], [[Kill It |
{{quote| <small>[[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|Thou Shalt visitest]] unabridged versionne [[God Is Evil|HERE]], lest God sendeth plagues and boils to ye people and the descendants of ye people and [[Department of Redundancy Department|the descendants of the descendants of ye people]], [[Kill It with Fire|smiteth thee with divine fire]] and [[Fate Worse Than Death|eternally torment thy body and soul]] in [[Hell]] [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|where the worms dieth not and thou art to wailest and cryest and screamest and chokest and and gnashest thy teeth in agony day and night]] [[And I Must Scream|for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever]]........ while [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|listening to the banjo]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|being denied candy]].......... [[George Carlin|But He loves you! He loves you! He loves you and he needs money.]]</small>}} |
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Actively monstrous deity.
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Thou Shalt visitest unabridged versionne HERE, lest God sendeth plagues and boils to ye people and the descendants of ye people and the descendants of the descendants of ye people, smiteth thee with divine fire and eternally torment thy body and soul in Hell where the worms dieth not and thou art to wailest and cryest and screamest and chokest and and gnashest thy teeth in agony day and night for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever........ while listening to the banjo and being denied candy.......... But He loves you! He loves you! He loves you and he needs money. |
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