Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Luna's Brutal Honesty about her attraction to Neville is made of this. For example, Luna doesn't understand aerial tag.

 Luna: What if I want Neville to catch me?

  • From Chapter 38, Luna produces a Patronus...in the shape of a duck-billed platypus. When Ron congratulates her on having an imaginary animal for a Patronus, Hermione tells him that no, it's actually a real animal. He doesn't believe a word of it. Luna is completely straight faced, but Harry laughs so hard he almost passes out.
  • From Chapter 27, "This ponce is Voldemort?" What makes this even more hilarious is that it's Ron who says it.
  • From Chapter 34:

 Hermione: What if you get struck by lightning?

Ron: Hope the broom doesn't explode between your legs?