Heterosexual Life Partners/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Jump to navigation Jump to search


Cquote1.svg
This imposes on me at the outset a very tiresome bit of demolition. It has actually become necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.
CS Lewis, The Four Loves
Cquote2.svg
Cquote1.svg

Superfriends version of Superman: Here is to being best friends forever in a completely platonic way!

Super Friends version of Batman: You said it! We are as close as two friends can possibly be without going over any boundaries that would be indicative to our being more than friends!
Cquote2.svg
Cquote1.svg

Tien: No, Chaozu! My partner!
Yamcha: Gay.
Tien: Hey, at least I don't spend all my time with a cat!

Yamcha: Hey! At least I get some pus--Wow, that did not come out right.
Cquote2.svg
Cquote1.svg

Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip!
Phillip: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!
[[[Beat]]]
Terrence: But we're not gay, Phillip.

Phillip: We're not?!
South Park - Not Without My Anus
Cquote2.svg
Cquote1.svg

I wish to cherish you like a brother!
It is her, the goddess,
who comes to unite us this day!
Yes, let us share the same fate,

let us be united until death!
Au Fond du Temple Saint, The Pearl Fishers
Cquote2.svg
Cquote1.svg
No I do not know where Power Man is. Were partners, not a couple.
Iron Fist, Dr. Strange: The Oath #1
Cquote2.svg
Cquote1.svg

"Bros before hoes."

Cquote2.svg