He's snarky and tall
Untangles squicky illness
People are baffled.
He's old and damaged
A medical detective
Addicted to drugs.
A snarky old doc
With stubble and no lab coat
Its never lupus.
He thinks he's so smart
And so, he's a total ass
Huge ego, sorry
Docs House and Cuddy
You're made for each other, but
Will not be happy.