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He's snarky and tall
Untangles squicky illness
People are baffled.

He's old and damaged
A medical detective
Addicted to drugs.

A snarky old doc
With stubble and no lab coat
Its never lupus.

He thinks he's so smart
And so, he's a total ass
Huge ego, sorry

Docs House and Cuddy
You're made for each other, but
Will not be happy.

-- User:Phoenician