Insurmountable Waist-Height Fence/Quotes

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Now the second rule is if you've got a gigantic flamethrower and your first stage is made outta ice it's gonna melt that shit to the ground. Turn it to a big puddle, it's gonna turn it to a big puddle, real quick! Now I don't see that happenin', so that's a little bit bafflin' and mind confusin'. You got a 50-foot flamethrower and you can't melt through a series of ice blocks, well, sucker punch?

"A fence? Bleak, you ruthless bastard!"
"Hey, uh, there's this little wall in my way that I could easily jump over, but it's not giving me, like, the 'jump overing' command. What should I do?"
Leon Kennedy, Resident Awesome 4
"It's no use! THE BULLETS ARE JUST GOING THROUGH THE HOOOOOLES!"
Angry Joe, Kickassia

Medibot: "A wall composed entirely of plot."

Kung-Fu Jesus: "The most powerful substance known to video game characters."