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{{quote|''There's nothing more reliable than a Japanese sword, is there?''|'''Saito Hajime''' |
{{quote|''There's nothing more reliable than a Japanese sword, is there?''|'''Saito Hajime'''|''[[Rurouni Kenshin]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Hey, that was an unbreakable kawajiri blade! ...ok, refund on the ''unbreakable'' part, but it was still shiny and cool!''|'''[[Deadpool]]'''}} |
{{quote|''Hey, that was an unbreakable kawajiri blade! ...ok, refund on the ''unbreakable'' part, but it was still shiny and cool!''|'''[[Deadpool]]'''}} |
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{{quote|<span style{{=}}"color:red;font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;">TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle</span> |
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<span style{{=}}"color:red;font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;">TG: and they always do</span> |
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<span style{{=}}"color:blue;font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;">EB: you mean that cheap piece of shit you have on your wall?</span> |
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<span style{{=}}"color:red;font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;">TG: FU</span> |
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<span style{{=}}"color:red;font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;">TG: its sharp and its awesome and its a sword</span> |
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<span style{{=}}"color:red;font-family:monospace;font-weight:bold;">TG: end of story</span> |
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{{quote|''Oh, what is it with you sword guys and talking about how cool your swords are?''|'''Brock Samson''' |
{{quote|''Oh, what is it with you sword guys and talking about how cool your swords are?''|'''Brock Samson'''|''[[The Venture Bros]]''}} |
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{{quote|That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. |
{{quote|That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. |
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I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. ->I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. |
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. ->I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana. |
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Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. |
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind. |
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Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana |
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana |
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could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. |
could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash. |
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Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World |
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World |
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War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. |
War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected. |
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So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas: |
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas: |
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(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork |
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork |
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(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork |
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork |
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Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think? |
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think? |
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tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.|'''4chan''' ''/tg/'' copypasta "Katanas are Underpowered in d20"}} |
tl;dr {{=}} Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.|'''4chan''' ''/tg/'' copypasta "Katanas are Underpowered in d20"}} |
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{{quote|''All the best stuff is made in Japan.''|description of the Katana, ''[[ |
{{quote|''All the best stuff is made in Japan.''|description of the Katana, ''[[Dungeons of Dredmor]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 01:12, 27 February 2024
There's nothing more reliable than a Japanese sword, is there?
—Saito Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin
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Hey, that was an unbreakable kawajiri blade! ...ok, refund on the unbreakable part, but it was still shiny and cool!
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TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle |
Oh, what is it with you sword guys and talking about how cool your swords are?
—Brock Samson, The Venture Bros
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That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that. —4chan /tg/ copypasta "Katanas are Underpowered in d20"
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All the best stuff is made in Japan.
—description of the Katana, Dungeons of Dredmor
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