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"I'm getting five hundred phone calls a day asking what the hell is going on, that our police force is brutalizing women and misplacing children. Christ, all this picture needs now is for someone to kick a puppy for the cameras." —Mayor Cryer, Changeling

"Well then...off to count my money and eviscerate some kittens." —Alistair, one of Deadpool's managers

I've murdered tens of thousands in cold blood. If I can't ice the sad-eyed puppy too, I don't deserve the job. —from the Evil Empress Guide

"I'll take the catalyst...and your powers too, Hiro." —Arthur Petrelli, jackdouche supreme.

"Give me the amulet, you BITCH!" —Dracula, The Monster Squad, to a five-year-old girl.

Just who...had the nerve...to put a puppy and baby seal in my path!! —Boa Hancock, One Piece

He always seemed the kind of man who enjoyed kicking stray dogs. —Arl Eamon on Arl Rendon Howe, Dragon Age Origins

Jodie: Damn it! Could I be any more of a bad guy in this situation? Eric: Well, you could have punched a puppy. —Loserz, "Flipping off kittens"

Sam: Gee, I don't know anybody who could firebomb kittens... Max: Here, let me! —Sam and Max Freelance Police

Nooo-ooone...plots like Gaston! Takes cheap shots like Gaston! Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston! —Beauty and the Beast

Killing a dog is sort of cinematic short of hand – no matter what you will instantly hate the killer of said dog. It's an easy way to characterize a villain, and thus it is used often. —Horror Movie a Day review of Red

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