Kingdom Hearts 3D/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Shiki: Found it! *runs off around the corner*
Riku: Hey! Don't run off on your own, it's dangerous! (alt: "you'll get hurt!")
(Shiki shrieks)
Riku: (monotone) And look what happened.

Shiki: Thank you for saving me. I'm Shiki. And you?
Riku: Riku.
Shiki: Thank you Riku.
Riku: Yeah. *walks away*
Shiki: (exasperated) Wait, that's it?! A girl is talking to you, and the only thing you say is "Yeah"?!

    • The fact that Riku was almost acting like Neku in the Old Time.
  • Small bit of Mood Whiplash, but hilarious nonetheless: after Riku restores Sora's shattered heart, he wakes up... and Sora, Donald, and Goofy are having a tea-party, but you don't see Sora's face until he turns around. The punch: Sora is wearing Groucho-Glasses and a Party hat.
  • Lea shocking the HELL out of everyone (and from the looks of it himself as well) by discovering that he managed to obtain/earn his own keyblade complete with an identical, in unison, "EEEEHHHHH???" reactions from ALL OF THEM.
    • How about the fact that when they all go EEEEHHHHH???, even freaking YEN SID was in shock!?
    • Slightly earlier, Sora and Riku give a Big "What?" in response to Lea saying he came to Yen Sid's tower to wield a keyblade. It's the way their eyes bug out and the camera focus that really gets you.
    • The dialog in the scene is gold as well. With Lea going on that he wanted to be all cool and bust out a Keyblade, but summoning one is harder than he thought. Only for the Keyblade to summon itself.
  • When there's serious shit going on in The Organization 13 throne room with about 13 different Xehanorts, Riku and Mickey held captive by Xehanort's Guardian, and a comatose Sora, Donald and Goofy just randomly warp in, pulling off a Big Damn Heroes moment. What they say, along with their expressions makes it hilarious:

Donald: Did we beat him?
Goofy: Looks like.

  • During the second visit to Traverse Town, Riku finds Rhyme and Beat fighting the Spellican. They start talking to each other to the point where they start ignoring the creature. Cue angry trembling, and finally an epic freak out on the Spellican's part, shrieking angrily, striking the ground with lightning and summoning enemies.
  • The Ana Mogura messing with Riku in the Country of the Musketeers.