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* ''[[Kung Pow]]: Enter The Fist''. [[Lemony Narrator|The Narrator's]] speech about two minutes into the movie. |
* ''[[Kung Pow]]: Enter The Fist''. [[Lemony Narrator|The Narrator's]] speech about two minutes into the movie. |
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{{quote|I mean, ''crap'', man! Look at ''that''! That's, like, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}C7zmSavFgwY his stomach plug, on the ground back there]. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem ''possible'', if you think about it. With body organs, and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm no doctor, but, it was like, ''one clean chunk''!}} |
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* Don't forget this gem: |
* Don't forget this gem: |
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{{quote|"At that moment, the [[Chosen One]] learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws: ''[[Captain Obvious|THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!]]''"}} |
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** He really should have listened to that one-boobed chick. |
** He really should have listened to that one-boobed chick. |
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* The [[Hong Kong Dub|ventriloquists]]. |
* The [[Hong Kong Dub|ventriloquists]]. |
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{{quote|"We are both ventriloquists and now we're upside down!" |
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"I swing a bit more!" |
"I swing a bit more!" |
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"I swing a bit less!" |
"I swing a bit less!" |
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"[[If You Know What I Mean|But we both swing if you know what we mean...]]" }} |
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* [[Improbable Weapon User|Gopher Chucks]]! |
* [[Improbable Weapon User|Gopher Chucks]]! |
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* Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training. |
* Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training. |
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{{quote|'''Ling''': "Is it better now?" |
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'''Chosen One''': "... You just broke a ''thermometer'' over my ''hands''." }} |
'''Chosen One''': "... You just broke a ''thermometer'' over my ''hands''." }} |
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** Improbable as it may seem, [[Niel Jacoby|This Troper]] prefers the "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, as it turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions) |
** Improbable as it may seem, [[Niel Jacoby|This Troper]] prefers the "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, as it turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions) |
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{{quote|''''''''''''Chosen One'''''''''''': You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around.}} |
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* '''You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!''' |
* '''You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!''' |
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* One of this troper's favorite moments was this scene: |
* One of this troper's favorite moments was this scene: |
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{{quote|'''Master Tang''': He told me that there would be a Chosen One. |
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(dreamy flashback) |
(dreamy flashback) |
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'''Ling's Father''': There will be a chosen one. [/flashback] |
'''Ling's Father''': There will be a chosen one. [/flashback] |
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'''Master Tang''': Then he told me of its significance... |
'''Master Tang''': Then he told me of its significance... |
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(dreamy flashback) |
(dreamy flashback) |
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'''Ling's Father''': It will be significant.[/flashback] }} |
'''Ling's Father''': It will be significant.[/flashback] }} |
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* "I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!" |
* "I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!" |
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Latest revision as of 00:09, 31 July 2017
- Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. The Narrator's speech about two minutes into the movie.
I mean, crap, man! Look at that! That's, like, his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't really even seem possible, if you think about it. With body organs, and cartilage and bones. I mean, I'm no doctor, but, it was like, one clean chunk! |
- Don't forget this gem:
"At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about Iron Claws: THEY HURT LIKE CRAP, MAN!" |
- He really should have listened to that one-boobed chick.
- The ventriloquists.
"We are both ventriloquists and now we're upside down!" |
- Gopher Chucks!
- Ling trying to heal the Chosen One's hands after they're injured in training.
Ling: "Is it better now?" |
- Improbable as it may seem, This Troper prefers the "What they were Actually Saying" alternate Audio track, as it turns it into a straightforward(untranslated) kung fu movie with some guy walking around saying things that don't make sense even in English.(With Exceptions)
'''''''Chosen One''''''': You are the Pie Man. Your pies are known for miles around. |
- You will now refer to me by the name, Betty!
- One of this troper's favorite moments was this scene:
Master Tang: He told me that there would be a Chosen One. |
- "I'm a man too, you know. I go peepee standing up!"
- YOUR CLOTHES ARE BLACK!
- "Just because someone rolls over and goes ugh doesn't mean they're dead."
- The scene where
Master PainBetty shows off his secret skill -- the ability to resist Groin Attacks. Then the Chosen One's failure to replicate ability. - The "I'm Coming!" scene. Very well edited.
- ...And why are you in bed?"
- "Yes, yes. Play me like a drum"
- "Hey, guys. What's goin' on?" (gets punched)
- "Shirt ripper!"
- "THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS."
- "THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!"
- HE JUST LEFT, WITH NUTS!
- The chosen one's entire fight with Moon Yuu, the cow.
- "Leap that wall, if you're so great!"
- The Chosen One's sissy meltdown when he can't figure out how to pull off Betty's caps (and the narration that accompanies it.)
- ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA!
- "Towel!"
- Chosen One letting himself get beat up with sticks.
- "I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
- "Ohhh...chicken go 'cluck, cluck,' cow go 'moo!' Piggy go 'oink oink,' how about you? Gonna be an animal just like you...lemur go *hiss hiss*, ostrich go, 'Peh!' Koala go *click click click click*..."
- "At least cover your mouth! We're all going to catch it!"
- Well, pretty much every word out of Betty's mouth.