Lampshade Hanging/Quotes
"Lately it's been hip to over react to things like this. —Cynical Asshole, Bronyism
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"Who on earth would put any manner key inside a can and seal it? What sense does that possibly stand to make? I'm reasonably sure this is the only time anyone's ever run into something like this."
—Muschio Malto, Dive Quest
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Ron: Why is everyone in the future so ripped? —Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time.
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"Everything in this school happens to this band, their friends and their stupid colored jeans."
—Bruce the Moose, Degrassi the Next Generation
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"I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me. And then, hundreds of years from now, I want episodes of my life to be played out weekly at half past nine by some great heroic actor of the age."
—Edmund Blackadder, Esq.
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"Oh no you don't. You can't get away with something that absurd merely by pointing out how ridiculous it is."
—Paris, Irregular Webcomic
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"Ugh. TV Doctors."
—Carol Hathaway, ER
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Martin: A top-secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems, by means of a device known as a "Stargate". —Stargate SG-1, "Point of No Return"
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"Hey screenwriters, having your characters call out the cliches in your own script doesn't absolve you from having those cliches in the first place."
—Ellen Fox, The Rotten Tomatoes Show
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"Self-awareness covers a multitude of sins."
—Steven D. Greydanus, reviewing Adaptation
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"This is like that episode of... well, everything."
—Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle
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"You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!"
—Flynn, Tangled
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Lana: Where did you get a grenade? —Archer, S01 E06 Scorpio
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"Someone must be doing this on purpose…"
—Jane, King of Dreams, a Thor fanfic (Chapter 4)
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-"This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened."
—Leela, Futurama
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"Yeah, Ted can really drone on about a bitch."
—Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother
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"Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?"
—J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
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