Laura Elena Harring

Template:Quote box Mexican actress, born March 3, 1964, best known for her role as Rita in Mulholland Drive, as well as such movies as Little Nicky and The Punisher. Was also the first Latina Miss USA.

Christmas Cake: That's right, she's 47.
Girl On Girl Is Hot: Her rather infamous love scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive.
Instant Death Bullet: Averted, thank God. She was once shot in the head when she was twelve. The bullet missed her brain by a hairsbreadth.
Ms. Fanservice: Finding a safe-for-work image of her on Google that fits the specs of this website is hard.
Royals Who Actually Do Something: Is a German countess, but still acts.