Leo and Satan/Funny

Algebra Aversion

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH-Socks awe fo' yo' feet silly.
->Satan: Dun worry lil' boi, Satan'll help you wit dat homework faster'n you can say HERRRRAWG....ARRRRRG....RAAAAAAAAAAAORWWW!!!!-Okay?
Algebra! You can SUCK. MY. BALLS!

Sugar Trip

The Bum that Leo and Satan encounter.

Leo: I don't know, Satan. My mom told me to never to talk to strangers. And this one has an erection.

Trash Hazard

Satan's 'stealth' tactics and the ensuing exchange.

Leo: Whoa Satan, looks like your stealth is out da window *cheesy smile*

Satan: *serious* Shut the fuck up Leo.

Satan: Booaaarrdd gaammee!

Leo: Can we play it?

Satan: I dunno, can we? *about 5 seconds of mocking gibberish*

Leo: OK Satan, let's just play the board game.

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Satan teaching Leo about the Ouija board.

Satan: You put your finger on this here majigger, and then you ask it a question.
Leo: Hello?
Satan in a very stern, angry voice: I didn't say greet it, I SAID ASK IT A QUESTION.

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Satan earnestly shouting "The power of Christ compels you!" is hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

Satan: The power of Christ compels you!
Ghost Leo: Ah... fuck you.

Leo Goes to School

Exposed Entrepreneur: I never went to school, and LOOK AT ME! *note that he says this after tearing off the face of the bus driver he was wearing like a mask*

And this little gem from the same episode:

Leo: I thought birthday wishes were supposed to come true.
Satan: Nope. They're just like prayers.

- Made even more darkly humorous by the fact that the wish actually did come true.