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The shirt's based off my father's work shirts, of which I have a few. I remember vividly being a little kid and marveling at the fact my father had a closet almost full of the exact same shirt, like some cartoon character brought to life.
Randy Milholland, creator of Something*Positive, on Davan's famous blue shirt.

Mr. Weatherbee: Don't you have any other clothes, Jughead?

Jughead: Sure! I've got a whole closet full of them, and they all look like these!
Little Archie comic story "A Neat Story"
Luckily all your clothes look the same. Trolls think fashion is stupid.
The narrator/Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
Thank goodness he has a walk-in closet full of ten of the same suit.'
Kim Possible, you are such a loser. You wear that same shirt like every day.
Before the dress code, I used to struggle to pick clothes...

Narration (after describing complete revamps of other characters): Elliot, on the other hand, is exactly the same as he was.

Elliot: What are you talking about!?! I'm wearing a white T-shirt! What more do you want?!

Hairdresser Octopus: Hey, take that stupid hat off. What does it look like in there?

PaRappa: Aaa, I'm not sure myself.
Old Chuck is pretty cool about dates. He always wears that striped shirt of his.
Peppermint Patty, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Um, this one's from someone called Kutabare Oonishi. "It looks like Gin-san is always wearing the same kimono. Does he only have one set of clothes?" Okay, here's your answer. The truth is, he's got four of the same kind of kimono. When one's in the laundry, he wears another. Huh? You want to know why he has four of the same kind? Well look, it gets too boring if the protagonist keeps changing clothes. People like Lupin are always wearing the same coat, right? Anyway, in an anime, it's too tiring to keep changing clothes, so that would be a problem. Now you, Oonishi, go stand in the hall!
Gintoki Sakata (as Ginpachi-sensei), Gintama

Walt: How did the back to school shopping go, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Good. I got all new school clothes.
Walt: Can I see them?
Jeremy: I'm wearing them.

Connie: Men don't shop, they Tivo their closets!
Zits

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