Loads and Loads of Characters/Quotes

"Which brings us to our next little problem. What are we going to do with thirteen X-Men?"

—Angel, Uncanny X-Men, 33 years before the total roster clicks in at just under 100 members

"'Sure, you can come with us to tell the king', said Piggy Wiggy. And so Chicken Licken, Cocky Locky, Ducky Wucky, Piggy Wiggy, Sheepy Creepy, Lamby Wamby, Puppy Wuppy, Goosey Poosey, Horsey Worsey, Weasel Geasel, Turkey Lurkey, Hawky Tawky, Foxy Woxy, Eggy Leggy, Wooly Bully, Catty Fatty, Beaver Cleaver, Wormy Squirmy, Hoggy Woggy, Rooster Shooster, Fishy Wishy, Apey Wapey, Toady Woady, Mallard Ballard, Hippo Zippo, Mousey Wousey, and Chicky Wicky all went to see the king."

—Wade Duck, Garfield and Friends

Damn this show and its cast of eight million, some of whom show up once every other season!

—Television Without Pity's recapper on The Sopranos

I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

—The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles

The character roster of Street Fighter 37 will be so massive that it will consist of everyone who has ever existed. And Dan.

—Dr. Ashen, Ashen's Tech Dump

"Oh, I don't even know half these people!"

—The Twelve Pains of Christmas

NEED MORE CHARACTERS. WEAPONS ARE NOW CHARACTERS

—Tite Kubo, creator of Bleach

Kerri Kenney: Bob? Susan? Latifa? Rhonda? Cindy? Mandy? Bambi? Babs? Coach Farnsworth? Doctor Gaines? Nurse Reynolds? Sly? Icepick? Ekwe? Iquay? Colonel? Aunt May? I found these. (crowd gasps) In Deedee, Wendy, Karen, Lobo, Ashley, Tanner, Half-Pint, and Fatty's room.
Michael Patrick Jann: When I was talking to Choc, Ricky, Flabby Penis, and Gilbert, Tom Tom, and, uh, Doctor Juarez-
Kevin Allison: Bob! Susan! Latifa! Rhonda! Jimmy! Reverend Friar-s- everybody! Sam, Josh, Senor Dolces, Meg, Vlad, Stu, Eric, Ranger Dave, Radass, Sal, Gi, Bull, most of the Bowsers, all of the Tims, and, what's-his-name, the guy with the sideburns- fell down the old abandoned mineshaft!

—The State, "Just The 160,000 Of Us"