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{{quote|I, I, I love little girls |
{{quote|I, I, I love little girls |
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They make me feel so good |
They make me feel so good |
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I love, little girls |
I love, little girls |
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They make me feel so bad |
They make me feel so bad |
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When they're around they make me feel |
When they're around they make me feel |
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Like I'm the only guy in town |
Like I'm the only guy in town |
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I love, little girls |
I love, little girls |
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They make me feel so good|'''[[Danny Elfman|Oingo Boingo]]''', "Little Girls"}} |
They make me feel so good|'''[[Danny Elfman|Oingo Boingo]]''', "Little Girls"}} |
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{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? |
{{quote|Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? |
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Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too |
Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too |
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Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself |
Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself |
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You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else |
You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else |
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|'''Grateful Dead''', "Good morning little schoolgirl."}} |
|'''Grateful Dead''', "Good morning little schoolgirl."}} |
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{{quote|There was a little girl |
{{quote|There was a little girl |
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Who had a little curl |
Who had a little curl |
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Right in the middle of her forehead. |
Right in the middle of her forehead. |
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When she was good, she was very, very good |
When she was good, she was very, very good |
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And when she was bad, she was very, very popular.|'''Max Miller''', "The Max Miller Blue Book"}} |
And when she was bad, she was very, very popular.|'''Max Miller''', "The Max Miller Blue Book"}} |
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{{quote|O pretty child, |
{{quote|O pretty child, |
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your little heart will tremble before many men... |
your little heart will tremble before many men... |
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Your grandmother thinks |
Your grandmother thinks |
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she is raising you among the lilies |
she is raising you among the lilies |
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as a sensible girl, but you have slipped down |
as a sensible girl, but you have slipped down |
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to the flood-fields of hyacinth |
to the flood-fields of hyacinth |
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where Kypris has unharnessed |
where Kypris has unharnessed |
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her horses, and hitched them on a rope. |
her horses, and hitched them on a rope. |
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And you have burst, little foal, into the middle |
And you have burst, little foal, into the middle |
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of summer, exciting the hearts |
of summer, exciting the hearts |
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of many idle poets, |
of many idle poets, |
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Herotima, whom all men would ride.|'''Anacreon''' (570 BC-488 BC)}} |
Herotima, whom all men would ride.|'''Anacreon''' (570 BC-488 BC)}} |
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{{quote|In other news, children are getting sexier...and that's pretty cooooool.|'''Tom Tucker''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}} |
{{quote|In other news, children are getting sexier...and that's pretty cooooool.|'''Tom Tucker''', ''[[Family Guy]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Nicccccce''. |
{{quote|'''Aide:''' ''Nicccccce''. |
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'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck!|'''[[VG Cats]]''', ''Super Effective #30''}} |
'''Professor Oak:''' She's '''TEN''' you sick fuck!|'''[[VG Cats]]''', ''Super Effective #30''}} |
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{{quote|If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!|'''Roman Polanski''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}} |
{{quote|If I had '''killed''' somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!|'''Roman Polanski''', in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.}} |
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{{quote|Her friends are so jealous |
{{quote|Her friends are so jealous |
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You know how bad girls get |
You know how bad girls get |
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Sometimes it's not so easy |
Sometimes it's not so easy |
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To be the teacher's pet |
To be the teacher's pet |
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Temptation, frustration |
Temptation, frustration |
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So bad it makes him cry |
So bad it makes him cry |
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Wet bus stop, she's waiting |
Wet bus stop, she's waiting |
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His car is warm and dry|'''The Police,''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}} |
His car is warm and dry|'''The Police,''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}} |
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{{quote|Loose talk in the classroom |
{{quote|Loose talk in the classroom |
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To hurt they try and try |
To hurt they try and try |
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Strong words in the staffroom |
Strong words in the staffroom |
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The accusations fly |
The accusations fly |
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It's no use, he sees her |
It's no use, he sees her |
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He starts to shake and cough |
He starts to shake and cough |
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Just like the old man in |
Just like the old man in |
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[[Lolita|That book by Nabokov]]|'''The Police,''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}} |
[[Lolita|That book by Nabokov]]|'''The Police,''' "Don't Stand So Close To Me"}} |
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{{quote|Lolli lolli lolli lolli |
{{quote|Lolli lolli lolli lolli |
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Let me see you pop that body |
Let me see you pop that body |
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Chocolate lolli Cherry lolli |
Chocolate lolli Cherry lolli |
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Vanilla Lolli Pink lolli Red hot Red hot |
Vanilla Lolli Pink lolli Red hot Red hot |
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Red hot hot make that lolli pop|'''Three 6 Mafia,''' "Lolli Lolli"}} |
Red hot hot make that lolli pop|'''Three 6 Mafia,''' "Lolli Lolli"}} |
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{{quote|Sitting on a park bench |
{{quote|Sitting on a park bench |
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Eying little girls with bad intent|'''[[Jethro Tull]]''', "Aqualung"}} |
Eying little girls with bad intent|'''[[Jethro Tull]]''', "Aqualung"}} |
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{{quote|'''Lewis''': Damn kids! (sigh) |
{{quote|'''Lewis''': Damn kids! (sigh) |
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Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. |
Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. |
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Machado was a cold bastard but he was good to his men. |
Machado was a cold bastard but he was good to his men. |
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Once you drew blood for him you were set. |
Once you drew blood for him you were set. |
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Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things- |
Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things- |
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'''Secretary''': (swings open office door) Brian! |
'''Secretary''': (swings open office door) Brian! |
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'''Lewis''': (notices school PA is on) Oh fuck.|'''Principal Lewis''' '''[[American Dad]]'''}} |
'''Lewis''': (notices school PA is on) Oh fuck.|'''Principal Lewis''' '''[[American Dad]]'''}} |
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{{quote|If I am Lolita |
{{quote|If I am Lolita |
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Then you are a criminal |
Then you are a criminal |
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And you should be killed |
And you should be killed |
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By an army of little girls |
By an army of little girls |
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The law won't arrest you |
The law won't arrest you |
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The world won't detest you |
The world won't detest you |
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You never did anything |
You never did anything |
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[[Sarcasm Mode|Any man wouldn't do]]<br /> |
[[Sarcasm Mode|Any man wouldn't do]]<br /> |
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I'm Gothic Lolita<br /> |
I'm Gothic Lolita<br /> |
Revision as of 16:15, 7 August 2014
I, I, I love little girls —Oingo Boingo, "Little Girls"
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Good morning little schoolgirl, can I come home with you? —Grateful Dead, "Good morning little schoolgirl."
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There was a little girl —Max Miller, "The Max Miller Blue Book"
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O pretty child, —Anacreon (570 BC-488 BC)
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Republicans understand the importance of the bondage between parent and child.
—Dan Quayle
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In other news, children are getting sexier...and that's pretty cooooool.
—Tom Tucker, Family Guy
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Aide: Nicccccce. —VG Cats, Super Effective #30
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Ragamuffin: Look, man, I don't know what your problem is, but your reign of harassment ends now or I'll cut you, bitch. She's a ten year old girl anyway. You even realize how creepy you are? —Ragamuffin and Mr. Gosh in Lenore the Cute Little Dead Girl
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If I had killed somebody, it wouldn't have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But, fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!
—Roman Polanski, in an interview with Martin Amis in 1979. He should know, too: he was accused of drugging and raping a 13 year old girl.
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Her friends are so jealous —The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
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Loose talk in the classroom —The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
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Lolli lolli lolli lolli —Three 6 Mafia, "Lolli Lolli"
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Sitting on a park bench —Jethro Tull, "Aqualung"
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Lewis: Damn kids! (sigh) —Principal Lewis American Dad
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If I am Lolita —Emilie Autumn, "Gothic Lolita"
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