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{{quote|''If you have seen ''[[Labyrinth]]'', then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen ''Labyrinth'', then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie ''Labyrinth'', then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.''|'''Sarrolyne''' on the power of [[David Bowie]]'s [[Fan Nickname|Area]], ''[http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7214135.html#cutid1 Metaquotes]''}}
{{quote|''If you have seen ''[[Labyrinth]]'', then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen ''Labyrinth'', then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie ''Labyrinth'', then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.''|'''Sarrolyne''' on the power of [[David Bowie]]'s [[Fan Nickname|Area]], ''[http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7214135.html#cutid1 Metaquotes]''}}


{{quote|'' Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen''<br />
{{quote|'' Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen''
'' [[Unusual Euphemism|There was a cat that really was gone]]''<br />
'' [[Unusual Euphemism|There was a cat that really was gone]]''<br />
'' Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine''<br />
'' Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine''<br />

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If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.
Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone

Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on
Boney M, Rasputin
Samus Aran can contort herself into a tiny ball. She must fuck like a tiger.
"You see, Master," I told her. "This is what happens when you start rumors about someone being some kind of sex god: people try to pray to them."
The Hill of Swords, chapter 17