My Little Pony/Drinking Game

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Drinking games for all incarnations of My Little Pony:


For the My Little Pony 'n Friends Drinking Game, go here

All incarnations

My Little Pony Tales

My Little Pony Friendship Garden

G3/G3.5 ponies

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

General:

  • Take a drink whenever 'pony' is used to replace the suffix '-body'.
  • Take a drink whenever a male pony speaks.
    • Two if it's Big Macintosh saying "Eeyup" or "Nope."
  • Take a drink whenever Celestia speaks.
    • Raise your glass, then take a drink whenever Celestia saves the day.
  • Take a drink whenever somepony's hair gets ruined.
  • Take a drink whenever somepony brohoofs another pony.
  • Take a drink whenever there's a moment of Getting Crap Past the Radar
  • If you find a pony-related video that is less than ten seconds long and has over a hundred thousand views, take a drink for every hundred-thousand.
    • If the video has over a million views, just drink a whole bottle.
    • Drink two whole bottles if said video is a Kyrospawn video.
  • Take a drink if a character is voiced by Tabitha St Germain other than Rarity. Take an additional drink if they turn out to be a Large Ham.

Applejack:

  • Take drink whenever she calls somepony 'sugarcube'.
  • Take a drink whenever she bites somepony's tail.
  • Take a drink whenever Applejack says something stereotypically Southern.
  • Every time she force feeds someone an apple, take a drink.
  • Take a drink whenever she bucks something.
  • Take a drink whenever her freckles aren't shown.

Fluttershy:

  • Take a drink whenever she apologizes.
  • Take a drink whenever she squeaks or does something similar.
  • Take a drink whenever she yells.
  • Take a drink whenever she says 'Um'.

Pinkie Pie:

  • Take a drink whenever she does something cartoonish, like appearing from impossible locations, eating an entire cake in one bite, etc.
  • Take a drink whenever she says 'Okey dokey lokey'.
  • Take a drink whenever she breaks the fourth wall.
  • Take a drink whenever she breaks into song.

Rainbow Dash:

  • Take a drink whenever she mentions the Wonderbolts.
  • Take a drink whenever she knocks somepony over.
  • Take a drink whenever she says 'cool' or 'awesome'.
  • Take a drink whenever she leaves behind her rainbow trail when she flies.

Twilight Sparkle:

  • Take a drink whenever she uses her magic.
  • Take a drink whenever she is seen reading a book.
    • Or if she says "I've been reading about [insert plot-convenient subject here]..."
  • Take a drink whenever she mentions writing a letter to the princess.
  • Take a drink whenever she has a Super OCD moment.

Rarity:

  • Take a drink whenever she changes outfits.
  • Take a drink whenever she's disgusted by something.
  • Take a drink whenever she flicks her hair.
  • Take a drink if she's shown at her boutique working on something.
  • Take a drink whenever she starts being a Drama Queen or Large Ham.

Spike:

  • Take a drink whenever he fawns over Rarity.
  • Take a drink whenever he acts as an Audience Surrogate.
  • Take a drink whenever his tail is utilized in an odd fashion (i.e. as a shovel, jackhammer, etc.)

Cutie Mark Crusaders:

  • Take a drink whenever they loudly announce their plans.
    • Take another drink if their plan goes horribly wrong.
  • Take a drink whenever they excitedly check their flanks, expecting their cutie marks.
  • When they say something to the effect of "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER <INSERT OCCUPATION HERE>!" you must repeat what they said and take a drink. If you mess up your repitition, you must repeat the process--including the drink--until you get it right.
  • Take a drink when Sweetie Belle's voice cracks.

Nightmare Moon:

  • Take a drink whenever Dramatic Thunder strikes in her presence.
  • Take a drink whenever she laughs or otherwise gets hammy.
  • Take a drink whenever you see her as a cloud of energy.

Discord:

  • Take a drink whenever he rhymes.
  • Take a drink whenever he mocks the Power of Friendship.
  • Take a drink whenever he blatantly defies the laws of reality[2].

Chrysalis:

  • Take a drink whenever she (or another pony) expresses the words "love, love, love."
  • Take a drink whenever she invades Shining Armor's personal space.

Background Ponies:



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  1. If you're playing while watching My Little Pony And Friends, we highly recommend that you don't drink anymore than a sip at a time lest you want to end up comatose
  2. what is "blatant" depends on how smashed you want to get. For instance, you could say teleportation is not blatant (Twilight Sparkle does it regularly), but drinking a chocolate milk of glass and making the chocolate milk explode definitely is.