Not That Kind of Doctor/Quotes

"My colleague is a doctor of medicine. I am a Doctor of many things."

—The Doctor, Doctor Who

"After I got my Ph.D., my mother took great relish in introducing me as, 'This is my son, he's a doctor but not the kind that helps people.'"

—Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

Aris Boch: Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
Dr. Jackson: I'm an archaeologist.
Aris Boch: I know, but you're also a doctor.

Dr. Jackson: ...of archeology.

—Stargate SG 1

Dogen: What do you think's wrong with my brain, Doctor?

Dr. Loboto: How should I know? I'm a dentist.

—Psychonauts

Police Officer: I'm sorry Mister Cooper but...
Dr. Sheldon Cooper: Doctor Cooper.

Police Officer: [To Leonard] Seriously?

Dr. Leonard Hofstader: Not the kind with access to drugs.

—The Big Bang Theory

Buck Laughlin: Well, we're here with Dr. Theodore Millbank, President of the Mayflower Kennel Club, and Doctor, let me ask you something: I've got a little bursitis in my shoulder. Do you recommend heat or cold?
Dr. Millbank: I'm not that kind of doctor.

Buck Laughlin: *chuckling* I know that. *to the camera* I'm just kidding the doctor. He's not that kind of doctor, but he's got such a good sense of humor we like to have a few laughs.

—Best in Show

Jim: Well, you've gotta help her!

Doppler: Dangit, Jim, I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I mean, I am a doctor, but not that kind of doctor, I have a doctorate, it's not the same thing, you can't help people with a doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless!

—Treasure Planet

"Oh hell, is that guy dead? Dammit, I'm a doctor not a... normal doctor!"

—Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind