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Bob Parr: Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?
Mr. Huph: The law requires that I answer 'No'.

—The Incredibles

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

—Bureaucrat 1.0, Futurama

There's a fine line between evil and underpaid.

—Dilbert

This boy's born to be a bureaucrat,
born to be all obsessive and snotty
I made my friends and relations file long applications
to get into my tenth birthday party

—Hermes Conrad, Futurama

Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee to review the recommendation to change the color of the booklet that regulation's in. We kept it gray!

—Bureaucrat 1.0, Futurama

Sam Lowry: Excuse me, Dawson, can you put me through to Mr. Helpmann's office?
Dawson: I'm afraid I can't, sir. You have to go through the proper channels.
Sam Lowry: And... you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?
Dawson: I'm glad to see the Ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.
Sam Lowry: Thank you, Dawson.

—Brazil

I can't harbor a fugitive, I'm an un-elected official!

—Nessarose, Wicked

They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.

—The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy‍'‍s entry on Vogons

They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords,
Lords without anger or honour, who dare not carry their swords.
They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;
They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.
And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
Their doors are shut in the evening; and they know no songs.

—G. K. Chesterton, The Secret People

The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.

—Dr. McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

I like bats much better than bureaucrats.

—C. S. Lewis

The junior Mr Popplewick is not permitted to expect anyone.

—Doctor Who, "Trial of a Time Lord"

The Doctor: Is there no way to expedite the procedure?
Mr. Popplewick: [Outraged] Expedite?! I am a senior clerk, sir. To me the procedure is sacrosanct! My work is a celebration of all that is perfect! Why speed perfection?!
The Doctor: Because your employer wants me dead.
Mr. Popplewick: ... You seem to have found the one little weakness in our procedure, sir.

—Doctor Who, "Trial of a Time Lord"

I really don't like that dude. He's an ass-hole.

—Robert Epps sums up Galloway in short order, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

All the documents must be signed.
Seas go dry and suns grow cold,
But all the documents must be signed,
And don't forget that questionnaires must be answered.
Love may die and truth grow old, but
Ev'ry questionnaire must be answered.
One must have one's papers.

—The Secretary harmonizing in sixths with Vera Boronel, The Consul

Coop: Road test? Me? But I've got to go save the world!
DMV Desk Clerk: If I started making exceptions, this whole place would fall apart.
Coop: * grumbles* I'll give ya "fall apart".

—Megas XLR

Bureaucracy...now that is inherently evil. Worse still, it's hard to pin it on any particular bureaucrat.

—Reverend Theo, Schlock Mercenary

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-{{quote|'''Bob Parr''': Are you saying we ''shouldn't'' help our customers?<br />
+{{quote|'''Bob Parr''': Are you saying we ''shouldn't'' help our customers?
-'''Mr. Huph''': The law ''requires'' that I answer 'No'.|''[[The Incredibles]]''}}
+'''Mr. Huph''': The law ''requires'' that I answer 'No'.
+|''[[The Incredibles]]''}}
-{{quote|''Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!''|'''Bureaucrat 1.0''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
+{{quote|''Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!''|Bureaucrat 1.0|''[[Futurama]]''}}
 {{quote|''There's a fine line between evil and underpaid.''|''[[Dilbert]]''}}
-{{quote|This boy's born to be a bureaucrat,<br />
+{{quote|This boy's born to be a bureaucrat,
-born to be all obsessive and snotty<br />
+born to be all obsessive and snotty
-I made my friends and relations file long applications<br />
+I made my friends and relations file long applications
-to get into my tenth birthday party|Hermes Conrad, ''[[Futurama]]''}}
+to get into my tenth birthday party
+|Hermes Conrad|''[[Futurama]]''}}
-{{quote|Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee to review the recommendation to change the color of the booklet that regulation's in. ''We kept it gray!''|'''Bureaucrat 1.0''', ''[[Futurama]]''}}
+{{quote|Don't quote me regulations! I co-chaired the committee to review the recommendation to change the color of the booklet that regulation's in. ''We kept it gray!''|Bureaucrat 1.0|''[[Futurama]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Sam Lowry''': Excuse me, Dawson, can you put me through to Mr. Helpmann's office?<br />
+{{quote|'''Sam Lowry''': Excuse me, Dawson, can you put me through to Mr. Helpmann's office?
-'''Dawson''': I'm afraid I can't, sir. You have to go through the proper channels.<br />
+'''Dawson''': I'm afraid I can't, sir. You have to go through the proper channels.
-'''Sam Lowry''': And.. you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?<br />
+'''Sam Lowry''': And... you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?
-'''Dawson''': I'm glad to see the Ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.<br />
+'''Dawson''': I'm glad to see the Ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.
-'''Sam Lowry''': Thank you, Dawson.|''[[Brazil (Film)|Brazil]]''}}
+'''Sam Lowry''': Thank you, Dawson.
+|''[[Brazil (film)|Brazil]]''}}
-{{quote|''I can't harbor a fugitive, I'm an un-elected official!''|'''Nessarose''', ''[[Wicked (Theatre)|Wicked]]''}}
+{{quote|''I can't harbor a fugitive, I'm an un-elected official!''|Nessarose|''[[Wicked (theatre)|Wicked]]''}}
-{{quote|''They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.''|''[[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy]]'''s entry on Vogons}}
+{{quote|''They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters.''|''[[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''{{'}}s entry on Vogons}}
-{{quote|''They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords,<br />
+{{quote|''They have given us into the hand of new unhappy lords,''
-Lords without anger or honour, who dare not carry their swords.<br />
+''Lords without anger or honour, who dare not carry their swords.''
-They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;<br />
+''They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;''
-They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.<br />
+''They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.''
-And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,<br />
+''And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,''
-Their doors are shut in the evening; and they know no songs.''|''The Secret People'' by '''[[GK Chesterton]]'''}}
+''Their doors are shut in the evening; and they know no songs.''
+|[[G. K. Chesterton]]|''The Secret People''}}
-{{quote|'''Dr. McCoy''': The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.|''[[Star Trek IV the Voyage Home]]''}}
+{{quote|The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.|Dr. McCoy|''[[Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]]''}}
-{{quote|''I like bats much better than bureaucrats.''|'''[[CS Lewis (Creator)|CS Lewis]]'''}}
+{{quote|''I like bats much better than bureaucrats.''|'''[[C. S. Lewis]]'''}}
-{{quote|''The junior Mr Popplewick is not permitted to expect anyone.''|''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'', "Trial of a Time Lord"}}
+{{quote|''The junior Mr Popplewick is not permitted to expect anyone.''|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Trial of a Time Lord"}}
-{{quote|'''The Doctor''': Is there no way to expedite the procedure?<br />
+{{quote|'''The Doctor''': Is there no way to expedite the procedure?
-'''Mr. Popplewick''': ''[Outraged]'' Expedite?! I am a senior clerk, sir. To me the procedure is sacrosanct! My work is a celebration of all that is perfect! Why speed perfection?!<br />
+'''Mr. Popplewick''': ''[Outraged]'' Expedite?! I am a senior clerk, sir. To me the procedure is sacrosanct! My work is a celebration of all that is perfect! Why speed perfection?!
-'''The Doctor''': Because your employer wants me dead.<br />
+'''The Doctor''': Because your employer wants me dead.
-'''Mr. Popplewick''': ... You seem to have found the one little weakness in our procedure, sir.|''[[Doctor Who (TV)|Doctor Who]]'', "Trial of a Time Lord"}}
+'''Mr. Popplewick''': ... You seem to have found the one little weakness in our procedure, sir.
+|''[[Doctor Who]]'', "Trial of a Time Lord"}}
-{{quote|''I really don't like that dude. He's an ''ass-hole.''''|'''Robert Epps''', ''[[Transformers (Film)|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]'', sums up [[Jerkass|Galloway]] in short order}}
+{{quote|I really don't like that dude. He's an ''ass-hole.''|Robert Epps sums up [[Jerkass|Galloway]] in short order|''[[Transformers (film)|Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]]''}}
-{{quote|''All the documents must be signed.<br />
+{{quote|''All the documents must be signed.''
-Seas go dry and suns grow cold,<br />
+''Seas go dry and suns grow cold,''
-But all the documents must be signed,<br />
+''But all the documents must be signed,''
-And don't forget that questionnaires must be answered.<br />
+''And don't forget that questionnaires must be answered.''
-Love may die and truth grow old, but<br />
+''Love may die and truth grow old, but''
-Ev'ry questionnaire must be answered.<br />
+''Ev'ry questionnaire must be answered.''
-One must have one's papers.''|'''The Secretary''' harmonizing in sixths with '''Vera Boronel''', ''[[The Consul]]''}}
+''One must have one's papers.''
+|'''The Secretary''' harmonizing in sixths with '''Vera Boronel'''|''[[The Consul]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Coop:''' Road test? Me? But I've got to go save the world!<br />
+{{quote|'''Coop:''' Road test? Me? But I've got to go save the world!
-'''DMV Desk Clerk:''' If I started making exceptions, this whole place would fall apart.<br />
+'''DMV Desk Clerk:''' If I started making exceptions, this whole place would fall apart.
-'''Coop:''' * grumbles* I'll give ya "fall apart".|''[[Megas XLR]]''}}
+'''Coop:''' * grumbles* I'll give ya "fall apart".
+|''[[Megas XLR]]''}}
-{{quote|''Bureaucracy...now that ''is'' inherently evil. Worse still, it's hard to pin it on any particular bureaucrat.''|'''Reverend Theo''', ''[[Schlock Mercenary (Webcomic)|Schlock Mercenary]]''}}
+{{quote|''Bureaucracy...now that '''is''' inherently evil. Worse still, it's hard to pin it on any particular bureaucrat.''|Reverend Theo|''[[Schlock Mercenary]]''}}
+{{tropesubpagefooter}}
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-[[Category:Obstructive Bureaucrat]]
-[[Category:Quotes]]