Our Lawyers Advised This Trope/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

This game is for use in Japan only. Sales, export or operation outside this country may be construed as copyright and trademark infringement and is strictly prohibited. Violator and subject to severe penalties and will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam.

—typical start-up warning for shoot-em-ups produced by Atlus/Cave

All characters and events in this show-- even those based on real people--are entirely fictional. All celebrity voices are impersonated.....poorly. The following program contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone

— South Park

Gurren Lagann is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual personalities is not only purely coincidental, but also indicates that people who see said resemblances are probably living way too deep in their own fantasy worlds. Do not attempt to imitate behavior or actions seen on this show, unless you are a really hot babe who wants to dress like Yoko, in which case we're all for it.

—Gurren Lagann dub trailer

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the disclaimer
That's right, the disclaimer
This American apple pie institution
Known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics that might actually make you think
And will also insult your intelligence at the same time
So, protect your family.
This album contains explicit depictions
Of things which are real.
These "real" things are commonly known as life.
So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously.
If it sounds dangerous,
Do Not Try This At Home or at all.
And if it offends you, just. don't. listen to it.

—Disclaimer, from Ixnay On the Hombre by The Offspring
One thing to remember is that this (announcement) isn't corporate. Our lawyers told us that.
—Mega 64, REACTION TO THE FINE BROS "REACT"?!?! (SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT)
 
<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
<DmncAtrny> and run like hell
—from bash.org
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