Punny Name/Quotes

Misa: I can't dream of a world without Light!

L: Yes, that would be dark.

—Death Note

Frederick: Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Frederick: I will not be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Frederick: Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: ...Abby Normal.

—~Young Frankenstein

"It never could be love, that's how it had to be"
"Her name reminds me of female anatomy!"

My last name's Kader. So if I ever have a child, if it's a boy, I'll definitely name him Al... Al Kader. It's a good name. If I have girl, I'll name her Darth... Darth Kader, that's a sweet name.

—Aron Kader, The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour

What about you? Do you find it wisible when I say the name "Biggus Dickus"? She has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox.

—Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian

The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright.

—The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

I hope you're not going to be another one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Ms Sukmeoff.

—Hugh Dennis, "Unlikely lines from a Bond film", Mock the Week