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Rap News :: Juice Media. News commentary done as rap. Published online, and with a liberal bias. Anchored by Robert Foster.

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Provides examples of the following tropes:

• An Aesop: At the end of every segment is a summary, usually delivering one of these.
• Conspiracy Theorist: Terence Moonseed, Alex Jones
• Memetic Badass: Julian Assange, particularly when

Foster: Is there a danger that you could leak something that should genuinely remain classified? Assange: Oh, what, Robert, you mean something like this? Woman of unknown name in leak: Welcome to Gamma Phi Delta, now you're my bitch! Foster: How did you get those portraits?! Assange: I told you, Robert, (fade out in a field of moving, green, text) we never reveal our sources...

• No Celebrities Were Harmed: Except perhaps their reputations...
• Old Media Are Evil: Hey, it's New Media, what do you expect.
• Playful Hacker: Julian Assange
• You Have No Idea Who You're Dealing With: Julian Assange and General Baxter played this on each other:

Baxter: You'd better listen, and do what you're told to do. Your grave will be hidden, when we get ahold of you. We'll tuck you on the barby flames like shrimps! Don't you remember what we did to Davy Hicks! Assange: I was going to wait until the end of the week, but I think it's time to release the next Wikileak. After collatoral murder, this is collatoral killing spree. A voice you recognize, committing acts of infamy. (video of Baxter ordering an attack on random farmers)