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{{quote|'Do Not Lean Out Of The Window.' Wonder why...|Vivian, ''[[The Young Ones]]''}} |
{{quote|'Do Not Lean Out Of The Window.' Wonder why...|Vivian, ''[[The Young Ones]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Ren''': See this button? '''''[[Don't Touch It You Idiot|DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!]]'''''<br /> |
{{quote|'''Ren''': See this button? '''''[[Don't Touch It, You Idiot!|DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!]]'''''<br /> |
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'''Stimpy''': So, [[Too Dumb to Live|what'll happen?]]<br /> |
'''Stimpy''': So, [[Too Dumb to Live|what'll happen?]]<br /> |
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'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[Tempting Fate|Maybe something good.]] [[The End of the World As We Know It|Maybe something bad.]]|[[Ren and Stimpy]]}} |
'''Ren''': That's just it - ''we don't know!'' [[Tempting Fate|Maybe something good.]] [[The End of the World As We Know It|Maybe something bad.]]|[[Ren and Stimpy]]}} |
Revision as of 12:40, 26 January 2014
Make your choice, adventerous stranger —An inscription on a pedestal with a small bell and hammer on it, from The Magicians Nephew. You don't want to know what happens if you fall for it.
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Budnick: You can trash whatever you want to trash, destroy whatever you want to destroy and nobody will punish you or bother you you'll have complete freedom. |
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying "End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH", the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
—Thief Of Time, 26th Discworld novel
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I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
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Capt. Amazing: Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence. |
<heros> LOL, dude, I set up this little box on the side of my car —qdb.us #230078
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Kids! Color this comic and win! Send your completed entry to your local newspaper c/o "This Letter Is Really A Mailbomb" and win! Be sure to include your return address.
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Make the choice, adventurous stranger —The Magician's Nephew (book 6 of "The Chronicles of Narnia"), by C.S Lewis
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Himeko: ...but why would Dunbadoru-sensei have brought attention to it if he didn't want us going in? |
'Do Not Lean Out Of The Window.' Wonder why...
—Vivian, The Young Ones
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Ren: See this button? DON'T TOUCH IT! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL! |