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{{quote|Comedy is the second-lowest form of entertainment, next to animation. |
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|'''Trixie Tang''', ''[[The Fairly OddParents]]''}} |
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{{quote|Sorry. I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids [[Even the Dog Is Ashamed|and their pets]], for having to listen to this. Especially this song. It's terrible. |
{{quote|Sorry. I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids [[Even the Dog Is Ashamed|and their pets]], for having to listen to this. Especially this song. It's terrible. |
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{{quote|'''Peejee:''' Every day it's more obvious to me how Davan takes after you. |
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'''Fred:''' Now just a second. I can insult him 'cuz he's my son! |
'''Fred:''' Now just a second. I can insult him 'cuz he's my son! |
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|''[[Something*Positive]]'', [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp10192009.shtml "A Few Changes"]}} |
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{{quote|We don't know about reverb, |
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Revision as of 07:41, 11 April 2017
Don't applaud that! Applaud my idiocy. —Conan O'Brien
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Comedy is the second-lowest form of entertainment, next to animation. —Trixie Tang, The Fairly OddParents
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Sorry. I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids and their pets, for having to listen to this. Especially this song. It's terrible. —Five Iron Frenzy, "Kingdom of the Dinosaurs", Quantity is Job 1
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We must never stop reminding the reader what little value they get for their money! —William Gaines, on the philosophy of Mad Magazine
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Why Do People Write "Considered Harmful" Essays? —Eric A. Meyer, in the essay "Considered Harmful" Essays Considered Harmful
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Diabeetus: You know what would be sadder than reviewing this game? ...if someone went and hacked the damn thing. —Retsupurae, in their RP of Policenauts (while Slowbeef worked on the translation patch for it.)
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' —Charles Schulz
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I get no respect. —Rodney Dangerfield
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There is no Jewish conspiracy to control the banks. You know why? Because we can't agree on a place to go for dinner! We couldn't even get the meeting started! (in an authoritative voice) 'All right, the Jewish meeting to control the banks will now commence.' (in a grouchy voice) 'Hey, who died and made you king? Never mind me. I'm no one here. I have no opinions.' |
Your Little Kuriboh was fun for a while, but now he's worn out his welcome. —Gansley, Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series episode 48
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Peejee: Every day it's more obvious to me how Davan takes after you. |
We don't know about reverb, —Korpiklaani, "Bring Us Pints of Beer"
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Captain Marvel is to Superman what Go Bots are to Transformers, what Power Rangers are to Voltron, or what Cracked magazine is to Mad magazine. |
I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away. —Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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We won't sell to a major for a couple of bucks —KMFDM, Sucks
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