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* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/furry/ Minimalism.]
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/furry/ Minimalism.]
* Faz is a great source of these. His first is [http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/05-faztivus/upness/ this:]
* Faz is a great source of these. His first is [http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/05-faztivus/upness/ this:]
{{quote| '''Faz:''' Contrary to what ''he'' claims, I have a ''graph'' here which shows a ''line'' clearly going ''up''.<br />
{{quote|'''Faz:''' Contrary to what ''he'' claims, I have a ''graph'' here which shows a ''line'' clearly going ''up''.
'''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ increase]'' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]<br />
'''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ At the moment, the likelihood is very low. But imagine if we] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ increase]'' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-6/05-fazs-magic-wall/likelihood/ the likelihood.]
'''Ethan:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/steaming/ Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.]<br />
'''Ethan:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/steaming/ Every half hour I have to go back to my store and make sure Faz is wearing pants.]
'''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/10-faz-gets-his-comeuppance/boyfriend-2/ Allow Faz final words to his genitals.] }}
'''Faz:''' [http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/10-faz-gets-his-comeuppance/boyfriend-2/ Allow Faz final words to his genitals.] }}
* '''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/gaybar/ They have gay BARS now?!]'''
* '''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2008/comic/book-7/05-pedostache/gaybar/ They have gay BARS now?!]'''
* [[Rebuild of Evangelion|Shinji]]. [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/praise-2/ Knucks.]
* [[Rebuild of Evangelion|Shinji]]. [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/01-daddy-issues/praise-2/ Knucks.]
* Robin's...[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/coyote-2/ interesting] analogy for coming out of the closet.
* Robin's...[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/coyote-2/ interesting] analogy for coming out of the closet.
{{quote| '''Robin:''' You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the [[Looney Tunes|Coyote]] walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, ''BAM!'', you realize yer gay!<br />
{{quote|'''Robin:''' You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the [[Looney Tunes|Coyote]] walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, ''BAM!'', you realize yer gay!<br />
'''Ken:''' What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?<br />
'''Ken:''' What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?<br />
'''Robin:''' '''''COCKS!''''' }}
'''Robin:''' '''''COCKS!''''' }}
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/minicon/ Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]. The [[Osama Bin Laden]] joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/02-the-new-girl/minicon/ Ethan takes Drew to BotCon]. The [[Osama Bin Laden]] joke warms you up, and then you reach the actual punchline of the strip...
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/02-wikimania/rape/ This]
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-3-is-totally-gay/02-wikimania/rape/ This]
{{quote| '''Mike:''' "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."}}
{{quote|'''Mike:''' "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."}}
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ This man's genitals are part of a] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ very]'' ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ important business deal.]
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ This man's genitals are part of a] ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ very]'' ''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2010/comic/book-12/01-dominus-jacobus/anyone/ important business deal.]
* Mike finally gets to honestly say [[I Banged Your Mom|"I fucked your mom"]]... {{spoiler|''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords to his own unborn child]''.}}
* Mike finally gets to honestly say [[I Banged Your Mom|"I fucked your mom"]]... {{spoiler|''[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/thesewords to his own unborn child]''.}}
* Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/medication/ hilarity ensues.]
* Bruce Wayne is prescribed meds to help with his issues, [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/medication/ hilarity ensues.]
{{quote| '''Batman:''' "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."}}
{{quote|'''Batman:''' "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."}}
** [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/prescription-2/ Part 2.]
** [http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/prescription-2/ Part 2.]
{{quote| '''Bullock:''' "[[Batman and Robin (film)|He started making ice puns]], so the snipers took him out."}}
{{quote|'''Bullock:''' "[[Batman and Robin (film)|He started making ice puns]], so the snipers took him out."}}
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/06-the-drama-tag/librarian/ How'd you sleep, darling?]
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2006/comic/book-2-pulls-the-drama-tag/06-the-drama-tag/librarian/ How'd you sleep, darling?]
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-10/04-hamalanche/molest/ "Help! Help! I'm being molested!"]
* [http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-10/04-hamalanche/molest/ "Help! Help! I'm being molested!"]

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Robin: You don't understand, do you? Comin' out is like when the Coyote walks off the cliff in the cartoons. You just keep walkin' on air until finally you look down and, BAM!, you realize yer gay!

Ken: What's the Road Runner in this metaphor?

Robin: COCKS!

Mike: "Oh, like you've never sung the Ninja Turtles theme song while raping somebody."

Batman: "I ordered a pizza. Gonna hide by the porch and scare the shit out of the delivery guy."

Bullock: "He started making ice puns, so the snipers took him out."