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The characters know<br />that this one haiku alone<br />is insufficient.
The characters know
{{quote| [[User:Wolfman 2000]]}}
that this one haiku alone
is insufficient.
|Wolfman 2000}}


{{haiku|
Making a sandwich<br />[[Loads and Loads of Loading|while the game loads the data]].<br />The game is too slow.
Making a sandwich
{{quote| [[User:Wolfman 2000]]}}
[[Loads and Loads of Loading|while the game loads the data]].
The game is too slow.
|Wolfman 2000}}


{{haiku|
[[Obvious Beta]].<br />And to think I wanted this!<br />Well, I've changed my mind.
[[Obvious Beta]].
{{quote| [[Tropers/Reiko Kazama|Reiko Kazama]]}}
And to think I wanted this!
Well, I've changed my mind.
|Reiko Kazama}}


{{haiku|
This game would have rocked<br />But they rushed for Christmas day<br />Now look what we [[Obvious Beta|got]].
This game would have rocked
{{quote| [[Tropers/Gold Heart Kyogre|Gold Heart Kyogre]]}}
But they rushed for Christmas day
Now look what we [[Obvious Beta|got]].
|Gold Heart Kyogre}}


{{haiku|
Third worst Sonic game<br />Lowest of the low for him<br />They Killed Blaze!<br />{{quote| [[Tropers/Miru|Miru]]}}
Third worst Sonic game
Lowest of the low for him
They Killed Blaze!
|{{haiku|Miru
}}}}


{{haiku|
This game was so bad<br />It erased itself from time<br />Had good music, though<br />{{quote| [[Tropers/Dan Genesis|Dan Genesis]]}}
This game was so bad
It erased itself from time
Had good music, though
|{{haiku|Dan Genesis
}}}}


{{haiku|
Terrible Story<br />Had plenty of characters<br />No one gave a shit.<br />{{quote| [[Tropers/Tweedly Dee|Tweedly Dee]]}}
Terrible Story
Had plenty of characters
No one gave a shit.
|{{haiku|Tweedly Dee
}}}}


{{haiku|
Irredeemable.<br />At least the Let's Play is good,<br />If only for [[Atomic F-Bomb|"FUUUUUUCK!"]]<br />{{quote| [[Tropers/King Of Katamari|King Of Katamari]]
Irredeemable.
At least the Let's Play is good,
If only for [[Atomic F-Bomb|"FUUUUUUCK!"]]
|{{haiku|King Of Katamari
}}
}}
}}


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Latest revision as of 07:04, 3 January 2017


The characters know
that this one haiku alone
is insufficient.

—Wolfman 2000

Making a sandwich
while the game loads the data.
The game is too slow.

—Wolfman 2000

Obvious Beta.
And to think I wanted this!
Well, I've changed my mind.

—Reiko Kazama

This game would have rocked
But they rushed for Christmas day
Now look what we got.

—Gold Heart Kyogre

Third worst Sonic game
Lowest of the low for him
They Killed Blaze!

Miru

This game was so bad
It erased itself from time
Had good music, though

Dan Genesis

Terrible Story
Had plenty of characters
No one gave a shit.

Tweedly Dee

Irredeemable.
At least the Let's Play is good,
If only for "FUUUUUUCK!"

King Of Katamari