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{{quote|''"I think [[Michael Moore]] is stupid! I think [[George W. Bush|Bush]] is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!"''|''[[Chip Cheezum]]'', mocking Micheal Weiss during his [[Newgrounds|Micheal Weiss Show]] [[MST]]/[[Retsupurae|Retsuflash]]}} |
{{quote|''"I think [[Michael Moore]] is stupid! I think [[George W. Bush|Bush]] is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!"''|''[[Chip Cheezum]]'', mocking Micheal Weiss during his [[Newgrounds|Micheal Weiss Show]] [[MST]]/[[Retsupurae|Retsuflash]]}} |
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{{quote|'''A Conservative Evangelical Christian's Approach To Comparative Religion:'''<br /> |
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''Buddhism:'' Devil worship! Aieee!<br /> |
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''Shinto:'' Devil worship! Aieee!<br /> |
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''Hinduism:'' Devil worship! Aieee!<br /> |
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''Voudoun:'' Devil worship! Aieee!<br /> |
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''Santeria:'' Devil worship! Aieee!<br /> |
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''Judaism:'' Christ killers! Kill them!<br /> |
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''Islam:'' Terrorists! Kill them!<br /> |
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''Wicca:'' Witches! Burn them!<br /> |
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''Catholics:'' Idolators! Burn them!<br /> |
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''Mormons:'' Heretics! Burn them!<br /> |
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''Unitarians:'' Heretics! Burn them!<br /> |
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''Church of Christ Scientist:'' Heretics! Burn them!<br /> |
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''Protestants other than my church:'' Allies until they reveal their heresy, then we burn them!}} |
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"Why am I forced to walk the Earth with this conscience? Maybe, if there's such a thing as reincarnation, I can come back down to Earth and just trample all over people without giving a damn about anyone but myself. That would be awesome. That's it -- in my next life, I'm coming back as a conservative."
—Mick Foley, The Hardcore Diaries
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"My God! You'd be less subtle if you spray-painted 'I hate Bush' on your chest and went in front of the White House naked!"
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"I OPPOSE EVERYTHING"
—Protester's placard in Dominion Tank Police
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Big Oil (thought bubble): If I let this guy stop the weather, people will stop dying. But oil is made of dead things. That means less oil. |
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"I think Michael Moore is stupid! I think Bush is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!"
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A Conservative Evangelical Christian's Approach To Comparative Religion: |
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