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You see a guy get shot and all he does is do a double back-flip and fall over! Do guns have a bitch-slap setting?! Set phasers to sucker-punch! — 2, The Ranting Gryphon (commenting on sci-fi weapons)

Stun settings are for people who can't commit. — J. Michael Straczynski

I don't want to get involved with this one. Let's pretend we didn't see it. I hate 3D girls, but there's something I hate even more! That is.. a 3D girl who uses stun guns!! — Keima Katsuragi, The World Only God Knows c08

Kowalski: Mako's first task is to fix that ridiculous potato gun of hers. Kowalski: I say ridiculous. I mean "useless". It selects stun ordnance depending on what species it's aimed at, and if there's a chance that firing will result in collateral damage, it won't fire. Admiral Emm: It sounds like you're better off throwing it than firing it. Kowalski: Nope. Ballistic restrictor strap. — Schlock Mercenary, June 20, 2014

Mako: Tater, why aren't you firing? M3: Target is fully armored. No stun solution available. Mako: Immobilize her with goober rounds! M3: Line of fire includes traffic. Mako: Shoot something or so help me I will throw you at the target. M3: Ballistic restrictor strap engaged. Mako: You are a disgrace to every tool in the history of things with handles. — Schlock Mercenary, October 6, 2014

Capt. Landon: Speaking frankly, as one to whom nature has given a nice tooth-and-claw package, I don't consider M3 a weapon. — Schlock Mercenary, December 20, 2014

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