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{{quote|''"MURDER! DEATH! KILL! '''MURDER! DEATH! KILL!''' [[Put the Laughter In Slaughter|AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]"''|'''Lilarcor''', ''[[Baldur's Gate]]''}} |
{{quote|''"MURDER! DEATH! KILL! '''MURDER! DEATH! KILL!''' [[Put the Laughter In Slaughter|AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]]"''|'''Lilarcor''', ''[[Baldur's Gate]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Chimera''': Uhmmmmmm... excuse me... but what in the seventeen hells are you doing? |
{{quote|'''Chimera''': Uhmmmmmm... excuse me... but what in the seventeen hells are you doing? |
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'''Dewcup''': Pardon me. I was told that [[Bullying a Dragon|poking and otherwise annoying huge, fearsome creatures]] was 'bad'.<br /> |
'''Dewcup''': Pardon me. I was told that [[Bullying a Dragon|poking and otherwise annoying huge, fearsome creatures]] was 'bad'.<br /> |
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'''Chimera''': An apt description. Why would you want this?<br /> |
'''Chimera''': An apt description. Why would you want this?<br /> |
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'''Chimera''': No, [[Too Dumb to Live|you seem to have that one down pat]].|''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'', [http://www.yafgc.net/?id=158 #158].}} |
'''Chimera''': No, [[Too Dumb to Live|you seem to have that one down pat]].|''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'', [http://www.yafgc.net/?id=158 #158].}} |
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{{quote|'''Zim''': I blew up more than all the other invaders! |
{{quote|'''Zim''': I blew up more than all the other invaders! |
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'''Tallest Red''': You blew up all the other invaders.|''[[Invader Zim]]''}} |
'''Tallest Red''': You blew up all the other invaders.|''[[Invader Zim]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Sivanna''': This is why you're always losing money, getting thrown in jail and killing each other! |
{{quote|'''Dr. Sivanna''': This is why you're always losing money, getting thrown in jail and killing each other! |
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'''Shimmer''': Why, because we're [[Card-Carrying Villain|evil?]]<br /> |
'''Shimmer''': Why, because we're [[Card-Carrying Villain|evil?]]<br /> |
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'''Sivanna''': No, because you're schmucks.|''[[Batman and the Outsiders|Outsiders]]''}} |
'''Sivanna''': No, because you're schmucks.|''[[Batman and the Outsiders|Outsiders]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Arcade Gannon''': ''"What are you thinking?! Do you ''want'' to see Vegas turned into the new slave capital of the west?!"'' |
{{quote|'''Arcade Gannon''': ''"What are you thinking?! Do you ''want'' to see Vegas turned into the new slave capital of the west?!"'' |
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'''Courier''': ''"Actually, yes. I would like to see New Vegas turned into a slavery hub."'' |
'''Courier''': ''"Actually, yes. I would like to see New Vegas turned into a slavery hub."'' |
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'''Arcade Gannon''': ''"Great. You're either unimaginably cruel or profoundly insane!"''|'''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]''', if the player gets the [[The Remnant|Enclave Remnants]] to fight for [[The Horde|Caesar's Legion]].}} |
'''Arcade Gannon''': ''"Great. You're either unimaginably cruel or profoundly insane!"''|'''[[Fallout: New Vegas]]''', if the player gets the [[The Remnant|Enclave Remnants]] to fight for [[The Horde|Caesar's Legion]].}} |
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Revision as of 06:13, 7 August 2014
Just because my character is evil doesn't mean I want to slaughter my party. They're a means to an end -- it's a lot of work recruiting a group of grunts, and why would Suleidan waste time doing that when he has perfectly good damage sponges already living in his manor? |
I am compelled to do evil, regardless of its utility.
—Dmitri Noumenon - Dark Kantian, Dresden Codak
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When they were halfway across the river, the scorpion stung the frog. "You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both drown! Why on earth did you do that?" The scorpion shrugged. "I'm a scorpion. It's in my nature."
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"MURDER! DEATH! KILL! MURDER! DEATH! KILL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
—Lilarcor, Baldur's Gate
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Chimera: Uhmmmmmm... excuse me... but what in the seventeen hells are you doing? |
Zim: I blew up more than all the other invaders! |
Arcade Gannon: "What are you thinking?! Do you want to see Vegas turned into the new slave capital of the west?!" |
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