Tank Goodness/Quotes
"Tanks! Build! More! TANKS!"
—General Kwai, Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour
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What I can not defeat with words, I will crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard.
—Lord Solar Macharius, Warhammer 40000
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Tanks come in two forms: the dangerous, deadly kind and the "liberating" kind.
—Robert Fisk
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T is for Tank, and T is for Terror, —Leona Ozaki, Dominion Tank Police, sung while washing Bonaparte.
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T is for Tanker, A is for tanker, N is for Tanker, K is for Tanker, E is for Tanker, R is for Tanker. Tankers can't Spell! But Tankers Can Kill! |
It's like a religious experience. Wanna know my prayer? 'Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil. For I am driving 35,000 tons of FUCK YOU!'
—Mana Kirishima, Nobody Dies
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This here is 66 tons of straight-up, HE-spewin', dee-vine intervention!
—Sergeant Major Avery J. Johnson, Halo, about the M808B Scorpion Tank.
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"Your foe is well-equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours."
—Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Krieg Panzer Regiment, Warhammer 40000
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Well, I'm a convict —Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftain, Terran Up The Night
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They are the Panzer Elite! —Sabaton, Ghost Division
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The man in the tank will win.
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"Shall we crush them? Or shoot them?" |
Armored tanks of mass destruction —Sabaton, Panzer Battalion.
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There's no reason to build any troops, really. Tanks don't move any slower, they jut take longer to build and, well, they're fucking tanks!
—Yahtzee Croshaw in his review of Halo Wars
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The best weapon against a tank is another tank. Therefore, tanks are always busy fighting each other and have little time to fight the war.
—Murphy's Laws of Combat.
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Tank by itself is fearsome. Fast tank is even more fearsome. Fast tank flying through air and trailing dust, flame and entrails of slain enemy is like hand of god ripping swath through the advancing horde of enemies. They falls to their knees and weep for their sins and beg for forgiveness, and that is when you rip them apart with coaxial machine gun.
—Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, SCP Foundation , Reddawn
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