T-t-teacher, stop that screaming
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I'm doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I missed
Charlie Brown: I think our teacher is in love. Linus: I was afraid of that. I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me. Charlie Brown: How would you support her?
Pete: Guys, a teacher preying on a student is wrong... Frank: Yeah. Pete: ...if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome! Standing ovation!
Frank: You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!
Quistis: You really are an excellent student. Even that dance was perfect. Squall: Thank you. ... Yes? Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you can't stand being around me?
Squall: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's kind of awkward when you don't say anything.
Dan: It still feels weird. Mizore: Weird? This isn't the whole teacher-student thing, is it? Dan: Oh, no no. Kinda. It's more like... uh... Mizore: What?
Dan: Er. It’s, it’s seeing you behind the desk a-and giving talks about narrative technique as the woman who’s currently wearing my shirt. And... mostly only my shirt.